Dear Edgar #19 The Devil in the Belfry

Posted on August 20, 2024 by Mark Hayes

Order is a wonderful thing, there is a genuine joy to waking up on a morning and knowing there will be breakfast in the cupboard, because there is always breakfast in the cupboard. There is a safety and some would say satisfaction in knowing tomorrow will be much like today, and today will follow the pattern of yesterday and all the yesterdays before it. Lives are built on order, societies are build on order. Without order, civilisation falls.

Except of course, that is all very well if your little slice of the world is a pleasant one. If you are happy and those around you are happy. If everything rolling along nicely in a linear steady clockwork like way holds joy for you. But not everyone life if a happy one, not everyone wants tomorrow to be like yesterday. Some people need a brighter tomorrow, for yesterday was one of darkness and hunger. Order is not always a wonderful thing, because while some ride in the carriage, others grease the wheels, and some get rolled over. To extend the analogy the men on the deck of the royal barge have a different view to those who sit on the very bottom row of oars, pulling the barge along, down in the bilges. Order may seem wonderful, but the shit is always dropping down on someone…

Sometimes what order needs most, is a dose of chaos. This at least would seem to be the view our dear Edgar took in this satirical tale ‘The Devil in the Belfry.’ The story first saw the light of day in the somewhat ponderously titled publication ‘Saturday Chronicle, and Mirror of the Times’ A weekly Philadelphia newspaper that ran for less than 5 years. This was to be Poe’s only contribution to this erstwhile journal, submitted to its editors not long after he and Virginia moved to the city in which they were to reside for the next 6 years. Poe’s drinking was under control and his tenure as assistant editor of Burton’s Gentleman’s Magazine was about to begin. In all this was probably one of the happiest times of Poe’s life, which was also marked by the publication of his first novel ‘The Narrative of Arthur Gordan Pyn of Nantucket.’ a few scant months after this tale first was put down in ink.

Given the Poe’s domestic bliss and the up swing in his literary and publish careers, you would have thought him much in favour of order at this point in his life. Thus it seems a little odd he chose to write a story about its destruction, or perhaps its not. Dear Edgar always had a penchant for self destruction. But in any regards let me bid you welcome to Vondervotteimittiss…

The Devil in the Belfry

Vondervotteimittiss, is an isolated little dutch village laid out in a very orderly fashion. If viewed from above, by hot air -balloon or some other contraption, its appearance would not be dissimilar to that of a clock face, which given the nature of the hamlet is just as it should be. There is a house at each hour, with a segment of kitchen garden planted with cabbages, that leads to the village green , in the centre of which, like the central pivot of a clock there stands the towns great clock tower, with 7 clock faces facing outward to the twelve houses of the hour where the menfolk of the town sit on there little benches watching the clock and checking it against their own watches. While the cabbages grown in their gardens are boiled in the kitchens by the womenfolk, and serve in small bowls of sauerkraut. Meanwhile the children play, in serous manner with their own watches, and all the clocks of the town are carefully set to the time as marked by the great clock.

The most important man of Vondervotteimittiss is of course the belfry-man who looks after the great clock tower. All the young boys dream of ascending to his lofty position one day and all the old men of the tower hold him in respect while being thankful the task falls to another’s hand.

There is every chance this tale was a shot across the bows of President Van Buren, the eighth and at the time of this tales publication current president of the US. Van Buren, a New-Yorker of dutch descent, was one of the principal founders of the democratic party, and is often credited as the architect of the two party state. The political model that has served american politics ever since… Given the lampoonish caricatures of the dutchmen in this story it is probably not unreasonable to assume Poe was less than fond. Certainly that was the impression made of the story by many of its earlier readers, particularly as it was framed as satire. Poe however always claimed the story was a satire in general terms hitting out in all directions at ordered societies stagnation, rather than any single political figure…

In any regard to the orderly stagnation of Vondervotteimittiss one noon, comes a devil playing an fiddle and he runs down the hill into the town and straight to the belfry where he attacks the belfry-man brutally and causes the great clock to strike thirteen. All to the horror of the inhabitants.

But here in lays issue, Poe’s devil is problematic, not because of his actions, but in his description. The order in the town of Vondervotteimittiss is disrupted by a devil described as a small black man. This in a dutch town, an orderly town of tall blonde people, that has it harmony destroyed by a rampaging black devil… This in the pre-civil war america where slavery was the great decisive issue of the day. Which brings us back to Van Buran, the Democrat president elected by the political strength of the slave owning ‘southern democrats’. Which side of the slavery debate Poe sat upon is an open question, and Poe was ever a product of his time. But there is something very uncomfortable about reading this story as a satire in the light of the politics of the day.

If you disregard the issues of the modern eye, this story is a fun little satire on order and stagnation, but little more than that. It is far from the most interesting of Poe’s work. Yet despite this it is one of surprising success. There are not one but two operas based upon it. It has been illustrated many times, and has been the title of several Poe collections. Francis Ford Coppola referenced the story in his admittedly less than successful horror movie Twixt, while Black Rebel Motorcycle Club took the name of their album ‘Beat the Devils Tattoo’ from a liner in the story. All of which is rather surprising for what is a workaday satire that is mostly forgettable and at times a bit of a trawl to get through as the first half spends a long time directing the various facets of life in Vondervotteimittiss in great if somewhat dull detail.

Personally I an not sure where the lasting appeal lays…

NOT QUITE ENOUGH RAVENS TO BE A MURDER…

SHOULD YOU READ IT: The story has its merits and has enjoyed a surprising impact for what it is, I sit somewhat on the fence about it because it is dull to start with, then itchy in all the wrong ways due to the description of the devil. There is however no denying it has lasted the course and has a place in Poe’s cannon.

Bluffers fact: Vondervotteimittiss, if you want to be literal is more or less Dutch for ‘Wonder what time is it’. Which possibly explains the towns obsession with orderly timekeeping.

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The Return of a Semblance of Hope

Posted on August 19, 2024 by Mark Hayes

In March two and a half years ago I posted a blog post entitled ‘A semblance of hope’. In part that blog was about perspectives, and viewing things from other perspectives. It was also a book review of a book by Nimue Brown that at the time was due to be available as part of a kickstarter campaign then later on general release…

Time has past… Strange epochs are upon us, the stars are finally right and the thing that was prophesied will now come to pass… Also there may be coco!

So, what follows is mostly what came before, with additional abridgements at the end… that the opening line is ‘This may be a familiar experience’ is pure, if delightful, chance…

This may be a familiar experience, it may not, but I often find myself intrigued by the idea of ‘another perspective’. Everything I write, everything I read, everything I watch, the world it self and every aspect of life in fact can always be viewed from another perspective.

This included my own past. Something I suspect we all feel at times. there are things I did in the past that had I done something even slightly differently would have changed everything about my life. Events I view now from a different perspective, because I am no longer the person to whom those things happened. I am not my teenage self… So my perspective on the events of my teenage years are not something I look back on now with the same thoughts and views as I had at the time.

As for those I interacted with, how they view those events would also be different. No one has the same perspective, no one witnesses an event the same as you do, or looks back on it the same way as they did at the time. The sister at the bar who was interest in me when I was fool enough to say her sibling was pretty, because I was both too shy to admit it was her actually I found interesting and too dumb to realise she found me interesting, for example, probably looks back on that conversation thirty odd years ago very differently to me. Though to be fair she probably doesn’t look back on it at all.

Never tell a girl you like that you think her sisters pretty, it is never what they want to hear…

~ life lessons learnt by my teenage self

Perspective’s are a concept I also find fascinating in literature. You read a story, particularly one told in a first person narrative, from the perspective that is given to you by the writer. The writer who generally has an incline of very other characters perspective even if they don’t tell you as much. Thus I often find myself wondering how events unfold from the perspective of that character who saunters around the edges of the narrative, but is never centre stage. The non-protagonist. The passer by…

Hannibal Smyth, my self-aware liar, braggard and coward who finds himself boxed into corners where he does heroic things out of self preservation and self interest is very ‘honest’ in his own assessment of his motives and undertakings. But viewed by those around him his actions at times would seem truly heroic and self-sacrificing. Their perspective, and their views on his character are often different from those he professes. Something I need to remember whenever I write Hannibal stories is that everything Hannibal is whispering in my ear is only how he saw events. So when other characters do things he considers odd, its often because how they saw events is at odds to his own perspective.

Occasionally, just occasionally, I have considered writing a Hannibal story from someone’s else’s perspective. His ever present Bad Penny for example who I (as the writer) know has an entirely different view of his nibs that he does… Maybe one day I will, but I have enough projects ahead of me to say it won’t be any time soon. However to temper your disappointment at this confession (imagined or otherwise) the wonderful Nimue Brown has more or less done that exact thing and written a story set around the events of the first book of Hopeless Maine viewing those events and life on the island from an entirely different perspective. The perspective of Hopeless’s own and only journalist Frampton Jones in a new novella ‘Semblance of Truth.’

Now as it is quite possible you are aware, I am a bit of a fan boy when it comes to the work of Nimue and the esoteric creation Hopeless Maine (and Nimue’s writing in general). So when I was given the chance to read a early copy of Semblance of Truth I jumped at the chance.

The narrative is in effect Frampton Jones journal, written by him, for him and him alone, as he tries to catalogue events on the island as a whole, as well as those events that only effect him personally. Things he could never put in the paper, because even in a place as strange as Hopeless Maine certain things would strain the credence of belief among his readers. The are are also somethings he just wants to keep to himself, like the worrying way his cutlery keeps disappearing and the notes someone keeps leaving him, that are written through the medium of fish…

As the islands journalist Frampton also keeps track of births, deaths, and has to report on (these attended with various levels of willingness) various civic events like founders day, the annual church picnic, the fossilised bones of one of the islanders ancestors walking around the shore. The grand enterprise of building a bridge to the mainland. The not so grand failure to build a bridge to the mainland…

Because the narrative is told in journal entries, some long, some short, some of significance Frampton is unaware of, some that seem unimportant yet which he worries at… the narrative slowly unwinds in the present tense in the respect of how he writes it, while it is all in a very immediate past tense. Things he has just done, or witness, or seen , or not seen, or at least he hoped he did not see, but has a horrible suspension he did see, and what’s making that noise in the kitchen? As well as important advise on the rearing and care of meeps, as well as the importance of not going mad and forgetting to harvest your meeps, and why you should not feed your meeps off cuts of meat.

It also means when he starts top go a little mad for a while his descent in to insanity, and climb back from the brink are equally chronicled… Unless of course in his mad periods he is actually seeing the world of Hopeless as it truly is, and why is no one reply to his fish writing? And what really happened at the O’Stoat house? Who’s that orphan who disappeared the night Miss Chambers was killed by…. by what killed her…? then turned up again! Oh why am I thinking about the orphan? She’s clearly not important… Now! Where did all the spoons come from? Should I ask Gerald? Is Gerald real…?

Poor Frampton, a minor character in a world where events are happening he isn’t equipped to understand. Yet he strives, with a certain ineptitude, to make the island a better place, or at least understand it better. As a journalist he is a man who seeks the truth and to illuminate that truth for the betterment of all.. (and there lay proof that Hopeless is a very strange place, me thinks.)

So there you go, finally seeing the light of day, through the dense fog-banks that surround the island… You can pre-order this utter delight direct from the publishers here

Alternatively, if your not of the american persuasion you can pre-order on amazon at https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hopeless-Maine-Semblance-Nimue-Brown/dp/1954255985

Clearly I think you should do one or the other, and if you don’t, then do not be surprised if a third version turns up on your doorstep written in the medium of fish. I have some pare herring and a halibut just waiting to double up as punctuation…

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Here Today, Scone Tomorrow

Posted on July 29, 2024 by Mark Hayes

Folk law is full of places that don’t entirely exist. Places that slide off the map, and give cartographers a headache.

There is a simple explanation for this, the world is a globe, maps are square. If you have ever tried to wrap a football in Christmas present paper, apart form this clearly being an act of madness on your part, you will under stand that the only way to get a flat map to fit around a globe like surface is to fold the map over on itself in many strange ways. Cartographers these days try to draw their maps to fit the globe, because Global Positioning Satellites can now tell them where everything is. Because of this they have to stretch some places on the maps to cover bits where they have to fold the map to get it over the globe.

This is why that odd snicket between streets isn’t in the A to Z, That grove of trees over yonder that should be a narrow line seems like an oddly ancient wood when you walk into to it. That small hill that looks like it might be a barrow mound does’t appear to be on the ordinance survey map. Some places aren’t on the maps, some places are the folds that allow the maps to fit around the world. The places in the creases. the places where cartographers of old, not bound by the rules of modern cartography, simply wrote the words, ‘here be dragons’.

And of course, sometimes, if you wander, and of course wonder, you can get lost in those folds.

Make Believe: Hexford Witches book 1 by CB Hallam

So anyway, welcome to Hexford, a small village in the Yorkshire dales, that resides in the folds of a cartographers map. A village looked over by the resident of a cottage named for the brook that flows past it Kallin Beck. Dinah Nye spends most of her time in her cottage kitchen making scones, which is a special kind of magic all of its own. She however also a witch, and her cottage has been the witches cottage for generations of Kallin Beck witches.

But something is wrong in Hexford, residents are having bad dreams they can’t quitter remember when they awaken. Something is returning, something dark, something dangerous. Something that may require more than just scones baked with love and a witches ‘knack’ to defeat.

And the cottage isn’t entirely happy either.

Hallam has a gift for creating characters with edges that you want to learn more about. He also has a gift for telling stories with atmosphere that draw you in to them and make you want to know what happens next. These are the hallmarks of a good writer, the hallmarks of a great writer is to do so in a fashion that seems effortless and this is what he does.

A notes on scones, My Auntie Alene made the best scones know to mankind, a diminutive Yorkshire woman who understood the magic of the mixing bowl if anyone ever did. She has long since left these lands for the strange places beyond our ken (her and my uncle Dennis moved to Oxfordshire to live at the bottom of a country vets garden*) Thus her scones have long since departed the pennies. The Pennies are a darker place for there absence.

*The country vet in question being my cousin Andrew, and the bottom of the garden being the separate little flat over the garage

Anyway I am off to try and make a map of Teesside fit around a scale curve of the earth, I think there is a fold near my house, which if there is would explain a lot about the residents of port Clarence.

I may also need to bake some scones.

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Prose poet

Posted on July 26, 2024 by Mark Hayes

I had one of those conversations the other day with another writer on the subject of poetry. The essence of which was they held the opinion all writers should write poetry, I disagreed as I don’t. Except of course when I do. My poetry, however, tends to be prose, which many people don’t think of as poetry, the writer I was conversing with among them…

Poetry certainly can be prose, indeed one of my favourite poems is Lovecraft’s Nyarlathotep. HP Lovecraft, was a particular exponent of the craft, several of his stories are prose poems.

In any regard, I pointed the writer in this direction and else where. Then they asked if they could read any of mine, and if i had a favourite of my own work. As it happens I do, it is the prose poem below which I wrote for my friends on Hopeless Maine last year. I’ve reproduced it below ( and fixed a typo) because I like it, and it also fits my mood to do so.

A Tale No Man Knows

There is a spring, on the island of hopeless. A spring from which no man drinks. Over the centuries the spring has cut a steep gorge down to the sea that no man found. The gorge leads to a beach of shale and grit sand that no man would call pretty. The tide is relentless here. Seaweed rots and dead things wash up twice each day. The decaying shells of broken boats litter the forgotten shoreline, but no man combed this beach.  

The remains of a hut sits just above the high tide line. The roof long collapsed, one wall shattered by a storm ages ago. It is a hut now only because what remains remembers what it was. Beyond the hut a small jetty slumps, made by the same hands that made the hut. No man would walk upon it now. Even seagulls think twice before perching upon its posts.  

At the end of the jetty sits the remains no man could name. A skeleton held together by a memory no man has. Clothed in rags that are more holes than cloth. The skeleton sits and stares out at the unforgiving sea, as once in life it sat there and waits. While the wind blows along the forgotten shore, and rain and spray lash at what was once waiting.  

Each day, as the tide recedes from its apex, the thing that dwells in the sea comes. She is a thing no man has named. No man could name. Once someone did. She come and sing to the remains on the jetty. Her song, a song no man has heard for a long time. Not since the remains last struggled from their dying bed, out of his hut and along the jetty to listen to her one last time.  

She comes, the thing that dwells in the sea. She comes to sing to her lover. She comes and sings and no man hears her. Least no man remembers hearing her. She comes and sings and no man weeps. 

The tide recedes, the tide swells, and each day the thing that dwells in the sea comes to sing to no man. And no man weeps. And that which was remembers all that once was. In the cove no man would call pretty, the shade of no man remembers her lover, who visits her still.   

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Genteel light vs Grim dark

Posted on July 24, 2024 by Mark Hayes

Just to avoid any confusion I like grim dark fiction. I like heroes and heroines with shades of grey. I have no problem with a two sided coins, villains with heroic traits and heroes who are half the villain. I have no problem with characters using foul language in books and enjoy a good fantasy romp in which characters talk like, well lets be honest here, the majority of people.

That said I do occasionally think authors have forgotten the power of a well placed singular “Fuck!” round about page 251. Just there, the only F-word in a manuscript. An exclamation that is completely out of character for the heroine, jarring to the reader who doesn’t expect it and focusing the attention of that reader on the event that inspired that singular and thus profound expletive.*

If however you’re characters habitually use expletives then in no time they lose all narrative power… It is a stylistic choice to do so, some stories, some characters, and some books just work well this way. The world is not a gentle light-fulled place. It is often grim and often dark, and there is a realism about novels and stories written that way… But that doesn’t mean every novel and story should be…

*This also works with a well timed “Buggeration!”, or even a good singular “Oh Bugger!”, you don’t need the F-word at all to achieve this kind of impact.

Nor does every reader want to read grim dark tales. Reading is often a means of escape. The reason books of fantasy, science fiction, historical, supernatural, horror and their collective love child Steampunk, remain popular genres is simply that. They are a means of escape from what is often a grim dark reality, or as you may otherwise know it, modern life. These are escapist genres, and there is a place within them for escapes not only from the readers reality but the nature of that reality. Even if like me you like grim dark fiction, its is refreshing oft times to pick up a book and enter a writers world that is more gentle light than grim dark. Which brings me to the inspiration for this post…

I will get to a review in a moment, but to stick to the theme, this is very much a novel that would fall under the category Gentle Light, if such a category existed. Genteel light perhaps. As such it is very much escapism, and quite delightful. Which is to say if Shelley did throw a singular expletive in around page 251 it would almost certainly have a world shattering impact on her readers.

The Automaton Empress by Shelley Adina.

This is the second novel, though it can easily be read as a stand alone) in the Lady Georgia Brunel Mysteries. I read the first of these ‘The Clockwork City’ last year and can heartily recommend it. This one carries on in much the same vain with the adventures of those two women of a certain age Lady Georgia Brunel and her maiden Aunt Millicent. As I said in my previous review, there is something very refreshing about a steampunk novel with a pair of heroines who are not ‘feisty young women’, or ‘talented girls’.

After the events in Venice our two heroines are requested to attend an audience with the Empresses of  Prussia, who while being one of the most powerful women on the continent is also something in the order of being a ‘talented girl’ engineer who, among other things, has constructed an automaton in her own image. This proves to have been a foolish conceit on the Empresses part as our heroines discover, as the empresses it seems has been replaced by her own invention and the cunningly crafted machine is so convincing that almost no one other than our two heroines has noticed.

Has the Empress vanished of her own accord, has she been kidnapped? Is the heir apparent, a rather unwholesome arch-duke, with a lecherous nature, who takes a distinct and unwelcome interest in Georgia, behind some plot to gain him the throne?

Naturally, Georgia and Millie, with the aid of Lady Thorn and her daughter, take it upon themselves to investigate.

The plot is complex, the characters well considered, the story well crafted, full of twists and turns, not all of them expected. But the gentleness that marked the first novel is here again. It is a fun tale, with characters you want to spend time with. A tale of gentle lightness, among the swathes of grim-dark that occupy much of the genre. Its just nice escapist fun, written to entertain and entertain it does. Genteel light if you will, a genre all of her own, which has much to recommend it.

I look forward to the next.

Note. As I have said previously, I owe something of a debt to Shelley Adina, as when I first stated writing steampunk myself and wanted to delve into the genre her Magnificent devices novels were among the best ones I read. While I don’t exactly write Genteel light novels myself, I took a degree of inspiration from her novels mostly in regard to keeping my steampunk stories character driven and recommend them often to people new to the genre.

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Authors of Folly and Madness

Posted on July 8, 2024 by Mark Hayes

In a dimly lit basement. Beneath the grim streets of a post industrial city whence dark satanic mills long since ceased to pushing dense black smoke in to the air. On a wooden operating table, complete with ancient leather straps to hold down the patient, or perhaps victim. A manuscript lays strapped there, lifeless, a husk awaiting existence.

Out side a storm rages. Creative thunder seems to shake the building with crashing sound. The lightening of invention brightens the world briefly, bringing light to the basement with greasy windows. Rain pours and runs through gutters, washing away the debris of forgotten plots and unused verbs. Metaphors so mixed that they run into each other clashing in furious sentences as nouns get carried away and advance on the massed ranks of adverbs with murder in there hearts…

And they wait , in the darkness, in the gloom, in the shadows. They wait, they watch, they pontificate, procrastinate and scribble in note books. they wait for the lightening to strike the conductor rod on the roof. Counting the gaps between the lightening and the thunder, 10 seconds, threes seconds , two seconds…

Thunder rolls as the lightening flashes in the window. Electricity raw and untamed fills the air, smokes rises form the manuscript on the table, then it starts to burn as it fights against its shackles. And a voice shouts out with joyous exultation.

“IT’S ALIVE!!!!!”

And so perhaps we should meet some of those who haunt the shadows… Otherwise known as the writers featured in Mr Harvey Duckmans new anthology Folly and Madness. For some of these lovely people I have specific links to there own stuff and pictures because they are open about there existence as real (or surreal) entities. However, for reasons of which I can not speak, which could possibly be to maintain a level of mystic, I have had to put them all together in one collective picture so you can have a fun game of guessing who is who…

Nimue Brown. Author, poet, musician, squid herder, possibly a were-otter. one of Jessica Law’s Outlaws, writer of the ever fascinating Druid Life blog, Wessex Mysteries, speculative fiction, Pagan non-fiction, poetry, steampunk, hats. Also known to steal wool from trees and spin it into yarn with the possibility of at least one sock at some point in the future. No one is sure what the name of the sock will be…

Steven C Davis. A fascinating darkness and herder of music, writer, poet of dark intent, enamoured of squirrels, playwright, organiser of steampunk music festivals and publisher at Tenebrous Texts. Also known to sit quietly and unobtrusively at the back of events, saying nothing, and sipping tea. This is in no way a worrying thing, and you should not beware…

Eloign deBrohn. Taller than one might imagine, occasionally eats lotus leafs, flighty and know for wearing chiffon robes and dancing by the side of the lake pretending, or possibly not, to be a fairy. May be fictional and actually a bloke call John. We do not however assume an authors life choices, or their choice of pen names.

Ben Sawyer. Writer of paranormal fiction, including the Holly Trinity and the Ghosts of York series of novels and a The cleverly named Ben Sawyer Author blog Likes umbrella’s, Kate Bush and dressing up as Sylvester McCoy’s doctor, if Sylvester McCoy had a neatly trimmed beard and long hair. Is possibly just a means of transport for Dotty, the next terrible overlord of all things. Too nice by far… May also be dead by now if the tarot reading he received on Saturday is anything to go by.

Kate Baucherel. Crypto-current expert who gets invited to South by South West every year. This is not annoying at all, it not like anyone else would want to swan off to Austin TX and flit around going to premieres and concerts, all for sitting on a stage talking about stuff no one else understands, so frankly she could just be making it all up. Also writes books, quite good ones I recommend a lot...

Alexandrina Brant. According to her Twitter Bio: Just a vintage girl living in a clockwork world. Whovian, Trekkie, infertility warrior and writer who keeps promising the world she will finish that novel she has been writing eventually. Which is good as I for one would quite like to read it…

Keith Errington, Musician, writer, publicist and pun herder. Occasionally is Russian aristocratic comedian Count Rostov, who so amused the wonderful Robert Rankin he turned the Count into the main villain of a novel. It is therefore disappointing when you discover Kieth is not trying to subvert the government and install the Count as head of state. Not least because he is a nice bloke and would probably do a better job of ruling we, the unwashed masses ( who have had a shower actually so are just the masses thank you very much…)

Laura Buckley a writer who embarrassingly I know nothing about. What I do know is her story The Beast of Lava Lake was too good not to be included in the anthology, and she has submitted more stories that are equally awesome that will be in future Harvey anthologies so there will be more to come. So I probably need to fine out something about her, or just make stuff up like I normally do. Fond of vol au vents and owns a hamster called Cedric Archibald the third (possibly)

Anna Atkinson-Dunn A writer of things, including things where people dress up to hit other people dressed up as things with things. Also known to give mocking glances at other authors reading tarot cards. The Engine Whisper is her debut as a writer of short fictions, it is really rather good and certainly better than the attempts at tarot card readings she is rightly somewhat dismissive of .

C.K. Roebuck can not be trusted. Smiles too much and seems openly cheerful. Where is the post modernist angst? People should not be this happy, and you can not trust those who are. Don’t trust the niceness, its a ploy to draw you in and make you feel secure. Writes stuff, rather well for a happy person, too well, what is he hiding? We are watching you Craig…

Mat McCall steampunk, writer, member of the Ultra low altitude retrorocket display team. Wearer of ever more elaborate hats, who also manages to write incredibly complicated but wonderful novels set on Mars in the 1890’s. Keeps far too tidy a wilderness of a back garden to be a dandelion farmer. May or may not have a website, but i am buggered if I can find it, don’t even have his books listed on a amazon authors page (half the time he doesn’t remember to bring his books to events). Clearly likes to keep his profile as a writer as low as his rocket pack flying… Can be found hanging about in Gloucester, if you know where to look …

Mark Hayes, who also curated this Steampunk edition. You may have heard of him but personally I don’t trust him, he makes stuff up all the time…

C G Hatton , While I may have curated the steampunk edition Gillie did all the work. Gillie is a wonderful writer in her own right, as well as a publisher, editor, and just plain wonderful…

Folly and Madness is out now in paperback and on kindle. Those listed above are to blame… They have all helped bring the apocalypse closer, literally as the next Harvey Anthology will be on themed around stories of the Post Apocalypse.

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Jessica Law

Posted on July 2, 2024 by Mark Hayes

A well thought out piece by Jessica law about her patreon, which I am sharing because I mentioned her patreon in a previous post.

Why I’ve launched a Patreon page

I mean I also liked it which is more than she did with my post, honestly, it not like she doesn’t have a WordPress account.

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Patronising Miss Law

Posted on July 1, 2024 by Mark Hayes

Occasionally, I wonder if regular readers of these witterings wonder if I could just once in a while stay on topic… What when it comes down to it is this blog for. Oh sure I talk about writing a lot, both the craft and my own works, and books in general, and do book reviews, and I am busy not analysing Poe (yes I am aware its been a while since the last Dear Edgar post came out back in march, but the project has not been forgotten), but I do seem to come out with a lot of randomness of late, and what happened to the philosophical science/paganism contemplative thoughts, those popular quotation posts? And when all is said and done whats all this Men in Dark Tweed stuff anyway?

“Really, can Hayes not find a lane and stick to it?” They ask…*

*or probably don’t, I mean it nice to think people care about this stuff but lest be real most people end up here by accident i am sure.

Well no I can’t, my mind wanders and occasionally just wonders. Besides, eclectic nonsense is so much more interesting and fun than any narrow path I could tread…

We need more eccentric blithering about in the arts. We need musicians who can converse with great eloquence on the subject of a snail telegraph system, write children’s books about peat bog ecology, novels about resurrecting the Victorian dead in a sort of reverse Jack the ripper tale, as well as write and perform songs based on Greek mythology, Italian epic poems based upon the matter of France, and the true , if mild horrifying origins of ‘the little mermaid’. We need a mix of the sublime and madness to make the world a place worth existing in. Otherwise what is the point of it all.

Unfortunately, we live in a world which does not always value the arts and artists of all strips as it should. If you wish to contribute to the great sanity and collective cultural wealth of humanity, you better get a day job unless you are willing to live in a cardboard box and not eat very often… the starving artist is a very real thing, just as the vast majority of writers don’t make a living out of writing , the vast majority of musicians don’t make money out of music.

If only the government could find a way to support the arts and individuals within it. Yet I know not one political party in this forth coming election has such an idea in there manifestos. I would not mind some of my taxes going to the arts, but short of the national opera no one else gets much of a look in. Certainly not your average musician trying to bring a little beauty into the world, or madness, or angry mermaids…

Luckily for me, I am in the rare position of being relatively affluent, which si to say I have a little more money in the bank at the end of the month than at the start. While not a great deal it does allow me to indulge my passion for the arts a little. So I patronise a few people on pateron, because I can. Until a government starts funding the arts more this seems a better use for my money than paying for bullets and bombs. Call it a little voluntary taxation if you will or just me trying to make the world a little better.

In any regard there are many many artists , musicians and writers on patron, (not me I really do have a day job) Its worth a look, and as she has just started a patron I am using this opportunity to recommend Jessica Law to you, mainly because she is thin enough already and really doesn’t need to be a starving artist, just a artist in general…

So here is a video about making octokittens. Why would I share this rather than one of Jessica’s music videos? You expect me to stay on topic , were you not paying attention to the start of this blog post ?

Anyway, here is a link to Jessica’s pateron https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLaw/posts go check it out and consider perhaps signing up for free updates if nothing else. The picture below of a perfectly sane person in a perfectly sensible hat may also link you to her petreon page…

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Men in Dark Tweed #10

Posted on June 28, 2024 by Mark Hayes

The Men in Dark Tweed were created on a whim while I was working on my current WIP novel, a Victorian Urban Fantasy entitled ’Lucifer Mandrake and the Hanoverian Proxy’ The new, somewhat nefarious Home Secretary sets up a plain clothes division of the young Metropolitan Police Force, reporting directly to him. They are a somewhat sinister group, because basically the main antagonist needed a bunch of shadow thugs…

They are however unerringly polite about it all…

The Men in Dark Tweed have indeed made the leap from comic strip to short story and are featured in Mr Harvey Duckman Presents ‘ Folly and Madness’ along side stories by 11 other fabulous authors. We can almost certainly promise that if you buy a copy ( currently on preorder for the kindle version) you will not receive a visit from polite men in tweed of hushed sombre tones.

I can unfortunately make no such promises if you do not…

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Folly and Madness

Posted on June 25, 2024 by Mark Hayes

A month ago, in the early dawn light, on the banks of the river Tees a small group of writers, readers, and bibliophiles stood shivering in the mist as it rose off the water, into the fridge air. A profound sense of loss hung in the mist. Grief felt by all present. A friend had passed from the world, gone too soon, cut adrift by ill fortune and the malfeasance of a few to the detriment of the many.

A horn was blown, a single sad mournful note that filled the frigid air. Then the torch was lowered into the pyre of books that lay upon the funeral raft, and the raft was pushed out into the current. All present watched the blaze, as it slipped out into the mist, till it was no more than a glow of embers. Then slowly they began to drift away. Back to their normal lives. Back to their mundane existence. The passing noted, respected and now only the grief remained.

Harvey Duckman was no more…

Then, just before the last watcher turned away, a glow of flame lifted form the raft. an ember in the air, or perhaps, just perhaps, a phoenix…

What do you mean stop being melodramatic…

The original series of Harvey Duckman anthologies is no longer available. There are reasons, complicated reasons I am not going to relate, as to why this decision was taken. But in its original form Harvey Duckman is indeed dead. This saddens me and all concerned, but it was the right choice, and while we didn’t really hold a viking funeral for the series (honestly, would we do such a thing) there is an aspect of grief in its passing. However this is not the end, Harvey is alive, very much alive, in a new and fabulous form. Harvey is busy doing new things, there is a new website and a new structure, one that hopefully will make the whole project self funding rather than just a labour of love that was fiscally a black hole on to which some few piled grief and suffering.

Part of the new Harvey project are small flash fiction books written , compiled and released each month to a prompt released at the start of the month. Flash fiction is not my wheel house, but they are proving popular among the writers and I tend to read them as they come in as I am part of the editorial/commissioning staff of new Harvey. They are splendid as a rule, the first two of these were ‘set in stone‘ , and roll of the dice , the next is ‘Hell have no fury’ which has produced some real gems and at this point I may have to start writing the odd one myself as people seem to be having a lot of fun with this short form stuff. If you want to be involved you an find out more here.

But while flash fiction can be great, and the many articles and interviews on the Harvey site are wonderful, the main stay of Harvey Duckman as a project remains short story anthologies, though the format has changed to specific genres in each edition rather than the multi-genre books. This is for terrible reasons to do with shiny barbarism*…

*It is hard to find an audience for broad scope anthologies so we are taking a more focused approach and each edition will focus on a specific genre to solve this issue.

The first of these new Harvey’s is being released on the 5th of July, entitled ‘Folly and Madness’ is is a steampunk anthology that has been long in the making. I first broached the subject of Harvey doing a all steampunk anthology over a year ago. For me this particular book has had even more personal involvement as in Harvey terms ‘steampunk*’ is my thing.

*The main reason the original series included steampunk in its ‘scifi, horror. fantasy and steampunk’ tag line was because I was seen as a steampunk author, and my first contribution to the series was a Hannibal Smyth short story that ended up been somewhat pivotal to the mains series of Hannibal books, though that was never my intent at the time (Spanners…)

I have been involved with ‘Folly and Madness’ from the off and set out to go beyond the Harvey stable of authors to add a few of my own favourite writer and people to the mix. So along side established Harvey authors like Alexandrina Brant, Ben Sawyer, Kate Baucherel, Eloign deBrohn and C.K. Roebuck we have the writers from the steampunk world like Hopeless Maine’s (and so much more than hopeless) the wonderful Nimue Brown and Keith Errington, the fabulous darkness that is Steven C Davis and the splendidly eccentric Mat McCall.

Also as I hope is always going to be the case, we also have some new writers having their stories published for the first time in Anna Atkinson-Dunn and Laura Buckley.

There are stories about an engineer whisperer’s, doll makers, Men in dark Tweed, fowl tourists, strange sisters, adventures in Nepal, other planets, strange visions, dastardly gentlemen. As well as uplifting fun stories, dark stories, stories of obtrusive cephalopod’s. there is a whole lot of splendorous wonderment and strange, rum, uncanny, delight.

Edited and produced as ever by the wonderful CG Hatton, a wonderful writer in her own right, this is perhaps the best collection we have ever produced. Though i am biased in this case as I curated it, which is a fancy way of saying I rustled up some writers and gave them a brief, but there you go, I will take credit for convincing some talented people to writer stories, but the sheer delightful wonder of the stories is all down to the eleven authors involved, who have between them produced a better collection that I could have ever hoped for.

There is of course a 12th author as well, but modesty forbids he is made mention of…

The kindle edition of Mr Harvey Duckman presents ‘Folly and Madness’ is available on pre-order now, the paperback will be released on the 5th of July and we will be launching the book a Kapow at the Stockton Globe on the 6th. Pop along as see the Harvey team if you are in the area. We will have several of the authors there signing copies ( as well as indulging in shiny barbarism with their own books)

The 12th author may be Dressed as a Man in Dark Tweed, for Kapow but he could not possibly comment on this being the case, just don’t look at his ‘watch’ is my advice…

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