I blame Rod Stewart

Occasionally, when half in a daze, a single line from someone, or a song on the radio,  sends me off on a bizarre train of thought that has no logic or reason to it. This happened a few nights ago…

I am now trying to write a script for a radio play about a former miner, who following the strike in the 1980’s went through years of restart programs, job seekers training, and general discordance. The retraining courses never amounted to much, because doing a six-month course in electrical engineering or plumbing doesn’t actually get you a job, so the department for education has been coming up with new, different courses for years, which are increasingly a little bizarre.
He is a tad resentful about this, and like many former miners, he blames the tories and one of their former leaders in particular.
Then one day, having been told to sign up for a course or lose his benefits, he stumbled upon a course in practical voodoo…

Six months later …
he is standing over the grave of a former Prime Minster, face painted white, with a chicken in one hand and a shovel in the other, dancing to a strange drum beat and singing
“Wake up Maggie; I think I have something to say to you ……..”

This is swiftly followed in part two by a Tory party leadership election where they elect the rotting reanimated corpse of ‘dear Maggie’ as leader….

Which leads to the inevitable question, what’s worse, Teresa May or the rotting reanimated corpse of Mrs Thatcher…

I think I need coffee…

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Passing place short #2

As part of an ongoing series on my facebook page I have been making these small excerpts of the forthcoming passing place, I intend to do one for each chapter, just because there fun and make for nice teasers. I’ll probably not get all 20 odd chapters done in the end, but we will see. For now, enjoy them for what there are, a Glimpse through the doors of the strangest bar in the multiverse…

“No, not a dream. It feels like a nightmare,” he whispered to himself, not even realising he had voiced the thought aloud.
“That’s because it is,” purred a voice near his feet. He looked down to see the cat at his heels and felt suddenly safer the moment he realised she was there.
She looked up at him, meeting his gaze, all dark eyes that reflected what little light there was, mak-ing them seem to glow in the darkness. Then she added with a tone that spoke of concern. “But not yours,”
“Whose then?” he asked uncertainly.
“Her’s,”

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Brexit and racism

‘Its Okay to be a racist again’ At least that’s the impression the world seems to have all of a sudden.
It’s a worrying trend, towards hate, isolationism and xenophobia that has been brewing all year on both sides of the pond. The rise of Trump as a political force in the zeitgeist of American politics, married with the media led foaming at the mouth among the Brexit supporters makes for a terrifying political atmosphere.
This is not to say all Brexit supporters are racists, any more than all Trump supporters are gun toting rednecks. Indeed a great many are not, they are concerned people who follow a political ethos that aligns with Trump or that of Brexit. Intelligent considered people who probably hate been associated with the racists, and have reasons of political philosophy for their views. The sovereignty of parliament, a dislike of undemocratic bureaucracy, the perception of a corrupt status quo, and dislike of overbearing regulations.
 The problem is, however, that a fair proportion ( notice I do not say a majority) of those who have pinned their flag to these causes are xenophobic, racist, often homophobic, sexist and of the far right of the political spectrum. People whose views have long been marginalised as no longer relevant in wider society, considered abhorrent and on the decline, and happily consigned to a less enlightened age which we have all grown past in the latter decades of the 20th and early 21st centuries.   
The large problem is that with the success of Brexit, the rise of Trump in America, the groundswell of anti-immigration rhetoric, it has become acceptable in the eyes of a significant portion of the population of both the UK and America to be openly racist.
“It’s okay to be racist again.” is not a made-up slogan. It’s not satire, or something I am saying to make an impact. They are words been spoken by seemingly normal people with seemingly normal views. It’s a phase used on Facebook to defend indefensible comments. It’s a phase hear on talk radio stations. Used by ‘some’ Trump supporters, and ‘some’ Brexit supporters, but more worryingly it’s an ethos that has been growing.
In the week since the Brexit vote incidents of racial harassment have been growing in the UK. The anti-imigration message put across by the like of the Daily Mail. The same Daily mail who reported a few days afterwards that
‘Police on hate crime alert over post-Brexit vote ‘racist incidents”
The same article quotes Boris Johnson saying he was “appalled” by reports of an increase in crimes of racism and xenophobia over the weekend. (since the vote)
This is the daily mail which has bene publishing head lines like the below for years. 
The daily mail has history here, it has been stirring up anti-immigration feelings for a long time as this headline from 1938 shows  ( link to Huffington post article contained)

Yes, the Mail has history here, so do other UK papers. As does Fox news in the states.

But this is not the worrying factor, we should not be worried about a rise in racism because there has not been one. No one wakes up one morning and decided to become a racist. There is no rise in racism, it is instead a rise in open racism. A rise in the willingness, or at least the perception of a willingness, of society to accept racism as a legitimate view. A belief that it’s okay to express racist views and even this is not the worrying factor.
The worrying factor is that the racists have won some political battles.
Trump rallies in the US, reminiscent of Nazi rallies in the 30’s
The Brexit vote. ( and yes I can here those who voted Leave growling at me here, but for a moment I ask them to consider this, there was only 2% in the final result. A mere 2%, so merely 4% of leave votes would have needed to vote based on racist right wing opinions to swing the result. Is it so hard to believe that 4% of Leave votes did so because of racist opinions, that the like of Britain First had no influence on the result..? I put it to you that it would be nieve to believe that.)
So the worrying factor is that those with racist views have seen their views lead to mainstream political victories. Not a council seat in the northeast. Not even a seat in the European parliament. But an actual mainstream political victory, which if only in their minds legitimises their views and makes them feel that yes, “It’s okay to be a racist.”
That, far more than the leave victory, scares the hell out of me…

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Referendums, Brexit, and we the people…

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Why do we have a parliament?
Why not just put everything to a referendum?
Let the people decide like they did with the EU?
This may seem like a strange set of questions to ask, but someone, somewhere, is asking them right now.
Here’s the thing, I dislike politicians, as a rule, I often disagree with decisions of parliament, I hate the way political parties work and the enforcement of the three line whip that colours so much of our democracy. I hate the cronyism and buying of influence by political donations. I hate first past the post, the constituency system, the lack of a truly reprehensive parliament made up by proportional representation. Yes, there is a lot I dislike about the current political system.
But I hate referendums a damn sight more.
We elect a government for a reason. We all stand in line and cast our votes and send them off to that big building in the middle of London for a reason. We proxy our democratic rights for a reason.
And it’s this.
We are stupid.  
Not stupid because we do this, but stupid in that we, the collection of individuals who make up the population, do not have the will, the time, or indeed the desire to look at issues completely in all there detail and from all sides and reach a decision based upon this. Yet in a referendum, this is exactly what we should do. Should been the operative word.
That is what we normally send our politicians to parliament for. To cover the details of the questions before them and came up with the best plan. We may disagree with the plans they come up with. They may be tinged by party bias or the political philosophies of right and left. But they still have to understand the issue or at least have access to all the facts and the ability to comprehend them.
Which is not to say the general public can’t, simply that it doesn’t, won’t and in many cases is unable to. Not everyone has a degree in politics or economics for that matter. More importantly, not everyone is intellectually suited to the task at hand, or even interested. Which is why we elect politicians, on the vagaries of political stand points. To represent us in parliament and make the decisions we can’t.  Just as we get a brick layer to build our extension or a doctor to stitch up the cut on our face, or transplant our hearts. 
And then we have referendums, where the decision lays in the hand of the rest of us. Many of whom frankly are not educated in the fine point of international systems and politics.
I personally have studied politics philosophy and economics for 5 years, and I do not pretend to be able to predict all the outcomes of the Brexit vote. Though I did at least have some knowledge going into the polling booth to cast my vote.
Many others did not.
While I don’t give undue credence to some of the stories that have come out since the vote, I personally know people who voted out to ‘stub one in the eye of David Cameron’ and because ‘ they did not think out would win so it didn’t matter, just a protest vote…’
I have listened to local radio and seen video interviews with the vox pop in Barnsley where the vote was over 75% in favour of leaving, and the prevalent reasons giving for voting to leave are often nothing to do with the EU. The refugee crisis in southern Europe is a result of the Gulf war, and a long chain of mistakes and problems the Gulf war caused.
The infamous 350million a week we pay into the EU may sound like a huge amount of money, but how many of the voters understand what happens to that money, how much we get back directly, how much we get back indirectly, how that outgoing is small in comparison to the GDP gains involved…
Sunderland, one of the first regions to report, voted out by large degrees, a city who’s largest employer is the NISSAN plant who’s existence is a result of our membership of the EU, who’s existence is now under treat along with thousands of jobs by the time you look at the knock on effect the closing of the NISSAN plant could have on other employers and the local economy.
Cornwall voted out, yet the county gets 60 million a year form the EU that they now want from other sources.
Wales one of the largest beneficiaries of EU money in the UK voted out.
Why would these three of many example vote for the political equivalent of lemmings and cliffs?
Simply because the voters do not understand all the issues, they get clip notes from both the Leave and the remain campaigns, much is decided by media influence, and it comes down in many ways to who runs the better campaign for hearts and minds.
I voted remain; my political views lean that way, but this is not sour grapes. My problem is not that I was on the losing side of a popularity contest where the voters don’t fully understand the issues involved. Its that we have the popularity contest at all.
If I do not understand all the connotations involved, with my knowledge of politics, years of study, and taking an interest in the subject. How can we expect the average voter to do so.
We elect a parliament to make the decisions for us, we chose whom we believe will be the best proxies for our views. And then we should let them get on with it.

That way we can blame them is it all goes wrong, not ourselves … 
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Passing Place shorts

As part of an ongoing series on my facebook page I have been making these small excerpts of the forthcoming passing place, I intend to do one for each chapter, just because there fun and make for nice teasers. I’ll probably not get all 20 odd chapters done in the end, but we will see. For now, enjoy them for what there are, a Glimpse through the doors of the strangest bar in the multiverse…

 The great pack, the pack of all packs gathered, and he did speak to them of his dream.

“We must seek out this golden child, this creature called the new spring, and we must rend the flesh from its bones, suck deep upon its marrow, that we shall sleep once more in our winter, go forth with tooth and claw, go forth with the guile and cunning, go forth with the fury of the howl, seek him, find him and devour” …….

…..he answered her in that same monotone tombstone cold voice.

“I am the reaper of souls, the bringer of Discordia, the death incarnate of this world. I have ridden upon a pale steed across the four corners, for time uncounted. I am the bringer of endings and despair to all. With you I would break that cycle, with you I would bring life rather than death, if but once upon this world.”
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#Yourenext book review

What the scariest monster you have ever seen or read about in horror fiction.
Werewolves? Vampires? Zombies? Old tentacle face himself Cuthulu? Pennywise from IT? Pinhead? Maybe old school Frankensteins corpse gave life… It doesn’t matter because all those answers are inevitably wrong. Something Stephen King, Clive Barker and Lovecraft all knew as they put pen to paper, the thing dear old Mary Shelly knew all too well as she hung around with the king of opium fiends back in the day, the real monsters, the ones that keep you awake all night, are all too human.
Vampires and wolfmen kill for food; it’s just there nature.  Zombies have your brains on the menu because its what they do, all they do. As for old tentacle face, well the desires and reasons for an old god to eat the minds of men are beyond our understanding by their very nature. But the reasons for Baron Frankies dabbling with cadavers and lightening are all too human. Read anything by Stephen King, and it is the humans that do the scaring. Pennywise is a chilling invention of King’s mind, but the truly terrifying character in IT is  Beverley Marsh’s abusive, controlling husband.  In hell raiser its Uncle Frank and Julia, not Pinhead, who are the real evil characters. Monsters can thrill us, but it takes humans to scare us witless and make us keep the light on at night. The more real, the more grounded in reality, the worse they seem.
Humans with all their ‘isums’, all their hang ups and distorted moralities. Thier willingness to do evil things not because they have to but because they want to, for love, or jealousy, through rage and fear, anger and hate. All those things we know we harbour within our own hearts, or in the hearts of the stranger in the street, the friend in our home. We can understand them, we know them, on occasion we all feel them. That is what horror is about, looking in the mirror and seeing the monsters looking back at us, wearing our own face.
Vampire, ho hum, give me a wooden stake and some holy water.
The guy who will sell you out for a bag of dope, a roll of tenners or just for kicks, now that’s scares you.
Which brings me, via this whining road through horror and the human condition, to  #Yourenext a short story by R, L, Weeks

 #Yourenext by R.L. Weeks
#Yourenext is written by an authoress who understands that humanity makes the best monsters, the same as King, Barker, Lovecraft and Shelly. It’s a tale told of the modern world, indeed about that most modern and defining aspect of the modern world the internet. If anything defines and reveals the depravities that the humanity around us is capable of, its all those little ones and zeros bouncing around the WiFi. Spend ten minutes reading the bottom half of the internet, you know the comments, and you discover the very worst of people lurking there waiting to be spiteful, nasty and judgemental. Now imagine for a moment that all those nasty little words people so easily type were taken a stage further. That out there in the Twitterverse a killer lurks, and then #Titterkiller #Yourenext gets tweeted with your name, and by the time you read it, its already too late …
Its a simple idea, told with terrifying insight, of the world of #twitterkiller, a world so very like our own, inhabited by people so very like us, like our friends , our neighbours, the strangers on the street. So very like it because it is our world, with just one small insignificant step to the right.
It’s a powerful story made all the more powerful for the telling, grounded in a simple idea and the knowledge that if you want real monsters that keep people awake at night it’s their fellow humans that truly fit the bill.
R, L, Weeks writing draws you in, to see the world as it could so easily be, and her real gift is that while you read, it is how the world is. When you finish, you might just want to delete your twitter account and keep the light on for a while …

Available on Amazon

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Full paperback cover Cider lane

Finally, the new paperback version with its complete new cover is available on amazon.
Which pleases me so very much. As you might imagine

FRONT COVER

 BACKCOVER

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Amazon reviews (and why they are important)

Amazon Reviews and why they are important
Amazon, like it or not, is the leading retail channel for new authors, and the marketplace. It’s not perfect but is vital if you’re trying to get people to read your books. All the Facebook/Twitter/word of mouth/Blog posts and anything else in the world doesn’t amount to anything in comparison to just getting reviews on Amazon.
Unfortunately, this is the reason there are so many ‘paid’ reviewers out there offering to review books for a price. Which is not a route I ever wish to take. I want people to read my books, enjoy them (hopefully), and leave honest reviews. Not everyone who has read my novel/ or any other authors novel,  has written a review, however. 
Which is fair enough, I am not about to hold a gun to peoples head after all. That they enjoy the read is far more important to me than getting a review on a personal level, but like any author, I want to reach as many people as possible. 
Cider Lane is not the world’s longest book, it’s not war and peace, and it’s not a great opus, it’s hardly 1984. But while it’s just a book, to me personally it is the culmination of about three years work.   The 84,348 words of the final proofed copy of Cider Lane, came about by closer to half a million words been written by myself. I would not like to think of the hours, days, months of actual work that I poured into the novel.
It may well be just an odd little book, but for me, it represents a labour of Love, Dreams, Heart and Soul, almost as important to me, in some ways, as one of my children. It simply became a hugely important part of my life, and still is.
Passing Place is much the same, written either side of Cider Lane I had bene working on it for five years by the time I published it, at a much larger 124,498 words. Some of which I am ridiculously proud of.
I put them out into the world as much in hope as expectation. The hope they will be read, liked, many be even loved by its readers. But finding readers isn’t easy, for me, or for other writers.
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Compared to all the work that goes into a novel, and all those long hours spent writing them, it takes about 3 minutes to write an Amazon review when you have read it. 
Six words minimum, more if you wish, It doesn’t have to be long and glowing, just ‘This is a good read, i liked it‘ will do. Sure you can wax lyrical if you desire and no one is going to be critical if you do. You can even point out a few flaws, I assure you no writer would mind as long as its an honest review.
Add a few stars. Just however many you think it’s worth.
Then hit send.
After 20-25 reviews a book will occasionally be included in the ‘also bought’ and the ‘you might like’ lists, increasing a novels visibility on the Amazon site. After 50-70 reviews, Amazon highlights the book for spotlight positions, its newsletter, and will push it, just a little. 
So those three minutes a happy reader takes out of their life to do me a short review are incredibly important to my dreams of finding a wider audience and perhaps finding a few more people who will enjoy my novel.
The same applies to any writer slaving away at the word processor.
So please review, if not my novels (which you may not have read or want to read) do it for the novels of another writer you stumble over. Writing is the only thing more selfish than a good read. They are both things you do on your own, for yourself. ( any writer who does not firstly write for themselves is in the wrong business.)  Reading is a pleasure spent in those golden moments of self, escaping the self. Ironic I know.
But sharing what you read, and the joy you find it in via a review is the least selfish of actions.
So bring a little joy into the world, and help the writers of the books you love out. If you would be so kind.
If you can.
If you would be so kind.
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Cider Lane free sample chapters

You can download or view online a free sample of the first two chapters of the newly reproof Cider Lane: Of Silences and Stars at good reads by following the link below.

I hope you enjoy it and come back for more…

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25913028-cider-lane

 Mark

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New covers

Cider lane has been reskinned, to go with the reproofing of the text.
Very pleased with the new cover . 
The back cover will appear here at some point in the next couple of days once the cover is live on Amazon. Bye bye old apple tree cover, welcome in the Lost Girl cover. 

To celebrate I made a cover for the forthcoming The Passing Place novel as well in the same style .

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