Have Yourself a Merry Little Yoole-Girthol – Holly Trinity and the Ghosts of York at Christmas

An interesting read from the keyboard of a fellow Harvey Duckman writer, the estimable Mr Benjamin Sawyer of the old much haunted city of York

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She lowered her phone and glanced at the screen. What she saw there provoked a cry of sheer joy that echoed around the empty church as she leapt into the air.

“Holy mother of flip, it’s only scutting Christmas!”

Holly Trinity has protected the city of York for over 400 years. That’s an awful lot of Christmases.

Because there are an awful lot of Christmases, really, a lot of different ones. In York, the Norse midwinter festival clung on well into the 16th century, and shadows of it continued for centuries to come. The 21st of December once marked a time of suspended order when “whores, thieves, dice players and other unthrifty folk” are granted free reign of the city, a celebration which carried the magnificently Lovecraftian name of the Yoole-Girthol. 

Christmas stories, including the ones I have written, are often about chaos. If Christmas Day represents stability, Christmas Eve…

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A Harvey Christmas to all

Christmas is coming, the goose is looking worriedly at the chopping block, good will to all men, women, and those who define themselves as neither. the fat bloke in red with a beard you could lose reindeers in is preparing for his one day of work a year. All is good in the world, or at least a little less terrible…

Ho Ho Hoooo my god it’s still 2020…

But in order to take your mind off the year from the scrapings behind the fridge of our collective zeitgeist the good folks at sixth Element publishing have released the Harvey Duckman Christmas Special from a better year in paperback form. (And incase you missed it’s somewhat delayed release last year this festive treat is once again available on Kindle.)

As usual I have a story in the Christmas special, a happy little story about little plastic santa’s and murderous impulses…

Of course, there are all the other Harvey’s you could buy for Christmas as well including this years wonderful Pirate special. You can find out more at Harvey’s website… While as I have a story in each one (and two in one of them though I refuse to admit which cunning pen name is mine) I am of course bias, but they are frankly wonderful and you should read them all if you love sci-fi, steampunk, fantasy and a touch or two of horror.

If your paying attention you may just see the as yet unpublished Harvey volume 6 at the end, clawing its way out of the ground… It may yet crawl its way out before Christmas… And yes I have a story in that one too, a story about a tower which doesn’t want you to pay attention to it…

Anyway, A merciful Christmas to all my readers, and may the coming year be better for all of us than the one we are crawling through today…

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The November Indie reads pile

October came and went with twelve books, as i revisited David & Lynn Eddings grand opus as I am want to do every decade or so. As an exercise, rereading a huge fantasy epic with the eyes of a writer takes some time. One benefit of which is my to read pile of indie books has grown somewhat. The downside being I am a little behind in terms of reviews I have half promised people.

In actuality I never promise reviews, I work on a simple basis that I never promise them because I refuse to give bad reviews. If I don’t like a book I don’t write a review, because though the book wasn’t for me someone else may love it and I don’t want to dissuade anyone. Also any indie book represents a huge investment in time and mental energy for the writer, as a writer myself I know just how much each book we write means to us, so I’ll be damned before I rip apart anyone else’s dreams.

That said 90% of all indie books I read tend to be awesome. Not least because indie writers are free from the constraints of commercial publishing, so they are free to write their vision rather than water it down at the behest of Big Publishing. Also my personal policy on reviews means that when I say a book is great, its because I mean its great. Not because I feel obliged to say so. But anyway, that all on one side, my backlog of books in the reading pile has grown as I said. So I thought I would share the list, I am not reviewing them here, just letting you know these books are out there waiting to be read. I’m hoping to get them read in the next few weeks.

The List

Currently top of the heap, (and I am about halfway through this awesome bit of steampunk), is Amster Damned by Nils Nisse Visser. Its actually one I have been meaning to get to for a while, having read Nils prequels to this novel. I’m happy to report it is everything I expected it to be, full of characters that manage to be both larger than life and firmly grounded in equal measure. I hope to have finished it in the next few days when you can expect to see a full review.

Next up, because I have been waiting on this one a while, is Kate Baucherel’s Tangled Fortunes, the third and latest of her Simcavalier novels, set in the near future. I amour the first two novels in this series, as suspect I will love this one too. (I am not alone in this, there is a possibility Simcavalier will be making the leap from the page to the tv via net flicks in the near future. )

Then Cyber crime will give way to Cyber punk with Craig Hallam’s Oshibana Complex, which has been sat in my to read pile a while. A somewhat further future in which humanity is software downloaded into plastic bodies to live lives as directed…

Then there is another novella from Nils Nisse Visser (no preview yet as its not out on kindle, only in paperback.)

On top of this list I am currently reading the world of crit role. Just because I am an unmitigated geek, but that’s by the by…

Finally I have just gotten myself a paperback copy of the Harvey Duckman Christmas Special. This wonderful collection (which included a short story by yours truly) was released on kindle last Christmas (almost literally as it came out on the 23rd of December) Because of which unlike the rest of the Harvey series it wasn’t released in paperback. This left a gap on my bookshelf of books ‘wot I wrote…’ This has been rectified. With the Christmas spirit starting to peek rover the advent calendar at us, now would seem the perfect time to get yourself a copy, or buy the paperback for a geeky friend or relative…

Anyway, much to read, and happy reading to all.

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Never trust a politician with a beard, he’s hiding something

Its October, the leaves are falling, the witches are abroad, and I’ve opened the blog up to guest writers again. Yes its Indie October. Throughout October some old favourites among my guests will be returning along with some new voices. Today’s Guest Post is from Teesside travel author Will Nett, who has been looking into the hirsute.

Note. The management would like to point out all opinions expressed here are Will’s own…

Next week’s US election has got me thinking about some of the big historical voting issues, but perhaps none more so than that of facial hair, of which no candidate who had any has been elected since William Taft in 1909. Even he drew the line at a beard though, instead favouring the sort of hipster lip slug you can now see in any Shoreditch vintage bicycle repair shop.

As far as the modern electorate are concerned, particularly in the US and the UK it seems, beards are wholly unelectable, despite their undoubted resurgence over the last decade.

Slather yourself in butternut squash puree, as Donald Trump appears to have done, our present your hair as if it was based on a child’s macaroni cheese and straw painting, a la Boris Johnson, but when it comes to facial hair, don’t go there.

On the UK side of the water, Lord Salisbury remains the last Prime Minister to wear a full beard, since his premiership back in 1902, although this is not as groundbreaking as it may seem, coming in an era when dogs, women and children were issued with a set of enormous muttonchops at birth. 

Almost half a century before Salisbury went full werewolf, Abraham Lincoln sported a beard after apparently receiving a letter urging him to grow one. A few weeks before his White House victory, in 1861, a little girl called Grace Bedell wrote to him that ‘all the ladies like whiskers’ although it is unclear if she was in fact referring to cat food. He grew a beard anyway, and was elected shortly after. Oddly, he went for the ‘beard only’ option, declining to grow a moustache, thus confirming my own theory that it is impossible not to look either absurdly odd, or downright sinister, when wearing a beard and no moustache, as my own attempts have shown.

As I am unable to grow a moustache in the little groove beneath my philtrum- is this a genetic thing?- I always end up looking like my fellow Yorkshireman, Guy Fawkes, but after he was beheaded and booted through the streets of Parliament Square. A little current affairs nod, there. I don’t just pull this out of thin air, you know.

I dabbled with a goatee earlier in the year but looked like Joe Mantegna, so now I’ve gone for the full Tom-Hanks-In-Castaway shebang to see out the year, by which time attention will have turned to the most famous beard of them all. I mean Father Christmas. Not God. God’s not real.  

About Will Nett

Will Nett is about 40, from Middlesbrough and the author of My Only Boro, the book that was a bestseller in the town for three Christmases in a row.
Will is one of the most affable writers in the Tees area, and his global appeal and general popularity have seen his writing career straddle two millennia. He is an incurable backpacker, occasional banjo picker and habitual note-maker/taker, most of which have found their way into his Gonzo-steeped books, which also include Local Author Writes Book, and his riotous travelogue, Billy No Maps. He has been a Sudoku salesman, snooker table repair man, model, cinema usher and unprofessional gambler.
His latest book, The Golfer’s Lament, was submitted for the William Hill Sports Book Of The Year Award 2020.

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Echoes of a Cursed Ship part 2

Its October, the leaves are falling, the witches are abroad, and I’ve opened the blog up to guest writers again. Yes its Indie October. Throughout October some old favourites among my guests will be returning along with some new voices. Today’s Guest Post comes to you from the shores of Sussex, and the finest Dutchman I know, he’s also the only one I know but that does not detract from how lovely he is, Nils Nisse Visser, with the second part of his mildly epic guest post.


Accreditation, flag designed by Bram Janssens (Dreamstime) and Flying Dutchman on stormy seas by Corin Spinks, Corinography

In part one of this guest blog I went on a bit about the history of The Flying Dutchman, with due attention to the literary traditions. Born in The Netherlands myself and having a decent grasp of the Dutch language, I included Dutch contributions to the ongoing legend, as these are relatively unknown outside the Low Countries. That included Piet Visser’s novel De Vliegende Hollander (The Flying Dutchman) and ended with the revelation that I’m related to this author.

I didn’t properly find out about this until 2018. Ever since I had started writing fiction in 2014, family members had mentioned that a relative had written a book but I never really picked up on this. As other authors will know, a common reaction to being a novelist is “Oh, I know someone who wrote/is writing/might write a book” or “You know, if I didn’t have more serious things to do I might write a book” and similar remarks in that vein.

In 2018, corresponding with my father Rob Visser about writerly things, he mentioned it again, providing more details. He said that my great grandfather Piet Visser had a cousin, also called Piet Visser, who had been a prodigious writer in his day. My dad had several of his books lying about, and would I be interested in one of the copies?

That spurred me to do some online research and discover that Piet Visser (1867-1929) had a whopping twenty-one books to his name, predominantly boy’s adventure stuff related to Dutch history. He was reasonably successful, with many of his books seeing multiple editions printed between 1900 and the late 1920s.

Above: Book covers of Piet Visser’s many works. I had written DRAKA RAID before I knew about him and was pleased to discover we shared an interest in the old Saxons.

There was very little else I could find about the man himself, other than locating him in our family genealogy and discovering an academic study that touched on his writing. It was in the latter that I hit a jackpot. The author argued that Piet Visser’s writing was old-fashioned seen from modern eyes but that in his day he was quite innovative and influential, even inspiring other Dutch authors like Johan Fabricius.  To evidence this, he compared several extracts from Visser’s Heemskerk op Nova Zembla (1900) with extracts from Johan Fabricius’s Scheepsjongens van Bontekoe (1934) (Bontekoe’s Ship’s Boys) – and they did indeed show remarkable similarity.


It doesn’t happen to literary characters in the Netherlands often, but the famous ship’s boys have their own statues in the harbour of Hoorn where the story starts. Image Joop Hoek (Dreamstime).

If there are any Dutch readers of this ramble, they are likely to react with a wise nod and a “Say no more, say no more.” Fabricius’s book is enormously popular in the Netherlands. No less than 34 editions were printed between 1934 and 2016, with some 300.000 copies sold. At this point I recommend you watch the first six minutes of the 2007 feature film on YouTube, as there’s very little Dutch dialogue to contend with, and it will give you an excellent impression. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lniH8_-Uf_I

Alternatively, if you’re not allergic to Dutch and happy to rely on images, the trailer is also a good indicator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBBnBfZ_LA

To pick up the thread again, like countless Dutch children, I too had encountered this book and for me it was THE book of my childhood. I’m pretty sure my mum Marijke must have sighed with exasperation as I picked the book again and again for bedtime reading, and then read it for the umptieth time with a torch beneath the bed covers after she had bid me goodnight (I had the good fortune of growing up in a household where reading after lights out was strictly forbidden but where, by miracle, my torch never ran out of batteries. When I moved out, I was highly surprised to discover that torch batteries needed to be changed every now and then).

I must have read the book a hundred times if not more, and that’s no exaggeration. My copy literally fell to bits and I would correct my mum if she so much as misread a single word or skipped a bit because I pretty much had it all memorised. To put it into an Anglo-Saxon context, Peter Hajo (the main protagonist) was my Luke Skywalker. I fully identified with him, not to mention his adventurous journey to Asia as well, as I spent six years of my youth growing up in Asia (Thailand & Nepal).

So many years later I was over the moon with the discovery of the Visser – Fabricius connection. It meant that Piet Visser had, indirectly, influenced my reading experience since childhood. This changed my interest in the man’s writing history into a full-blown obsession. The guy had got my mojo running, so to speak, and I felt that I simply had to do something creative with this ‘inheritance’.


Accreditation: Painting by Charles Temple, WikiCommons

Having just re-watched Johnny Depp strutting his stuff again in Dead Man’s Chest (Confession: I have two DVD copies of each Pirates of the Caribbean movie, just in case one has a flat tire or something) and having discovered Piet Visser’s De Vliegende Hollander in its entirety at the Gutenberg Project, I decided that The Flying Dutchman was a good place to start. This decision was also helped in that the famous ghost ship is more likely to ring a bell with English speaking readers than the siege of Alkmaar or the relief of Leiden.

Piet Visser’s publisher, Kluitman, is still very much active. Even though the pre-1923 copyright laws applied, I thought it polite to approach them and signal my interest in ‘doing something’ with my great grand uncle’s work. They were absolutely lovely about it and encouraged me to scribble away.

Arthur Dixon, a self-proclaimed fan of my writing, suggested I translate some of the books, and possibly think about Steampunking one or two of them.

I duly started translating the first chapter of De Vliegende Hollander, but as mentioned in part one of this guest blog, it was one long info-dump and my fingers itched to make editorial improvements. The obvious thing to do was to rewrite the story, so that was my next step.

I tinkered with the name of the protagonist and captain of The Flying Dutchman, Pieter van Halen. The Dutch ‘Pieter’ and English ‘Peter’ is pronounced exactly the same, so I decided to opt for Peter, as there would be sufficient Dutch names for the reader to cope with, and I personally do like main characters at least to have names that are easy to digest. ‘Van Halen’ is, of course, also a well-known and most excellent hard rock/heavy metal band, so there I opted for the old-fashioned spelling of ‘van Haelen’ to mark a difference. This was personal, as every time I read ‘van Halen’ I felt the urge to play ‘Jump’ at top volume, which was jolly much fun but didn’t help with the reading or writing.

Deciding on the name was the easy bit, because in every other aspect Peter van Haelen was to pose a great many headaches.

Accreditation: The skipper of The Flying Dutchman as imagined by Howard Pyle

In brief, Peter van Haelen is a misunderstood genius. He has great aptitude for building ships, but his designs are derided, his ambitions mocked at. It takes him more than a decade and many sacrifices to realise his dream, a ship unlike any other which he names The Swift Christina. He proves everyone wrong, but the strain of it all drives him into madness, and subsequently immortal doom aboard his beloved ship that becomes known as The Flying Dutchman.

As mentioned in the first part of this guest blog, Piet Visser deals with the emotional turmoil of going insane in a single short sentence: He went completely insane. It was my firm belief that the descent into madness was what most modern readers would be most interested in, so I approached the story from that angle, intending to equip van Haelen with relatable human emotions. That’s where the trouble started. This is going to sound really weird, but my internal dialogue produced Piet Visser himself, staring over my shoulder and contesting every change I wanted to make. I was basically having arguments with a dead relative.

The planned story ground to a halt, and then became completely bogged down because of this quandary. I decided to let it rest and pursue some other options, because Arthur’s advice to consider Steampunking the story had been ever present in my mind as well. I will get to those projects in a short while.

Returning to the possibility of a rewrite some months later, pondering the difficulty posed by Peter van Haelen being very much Piet Visser’s creation and reluctant to be tampered with, I considered different POVs. Another main character, van Haelen’s young cousin Andries, wasn’t a possibility, because he wouldn’t be a very sympathetic protagonist (can’t really reveal much more than this without going into spoiler territory). Then it struck me that both my Wyrde Woods books and my Smugglepunk books were much lauded for the realistic presentation of female protagonists.

The reason I like to opt for female protagonists, by the way, is simple. I taught in secondary education for twenty years and was struck by how many positive male role models could be found in books for youngsters, and how very few meaningful roles there were for girls and women. The best way to remedy that deficiency, I reckoned, was to do something about it and write them into existence. Hence Wenn, Joy, Maisy (Wyrde Woods), Alice (Smugglepunk) and Lewinna (Draka Raid).

With this in mind, I took another look at Lottie, Andries van Haelen’s sister who appears on a few pages only, with just a handful of lines in which she proclaims how lucky she is that a heroic man has come to save a damsel in distress. Cue an evil grin. Piet Visser obviously had very little interest in Lottie, discarding her as soon as possible after announcing her gratitude for a manly saviour. He could bloody well have Peter van Haelen, who I’d leave as intact as possible as Piet’s creation, and I would reinvent Lottie as Liselotte van Haelen, let her swan about the entire story and tell it from her perspective. This would also make the descent into madness easier to convey, as it would be told from a female perspective, and in general women are a lot more attuned to emotions and mental health processes than blokes who are still often taught to view this as unmanly ‘weakness’.

Lottie, or rather Liselotte, took to her new role like a fish to water. The wind picked up and the story sailed out of the Doldrums at amazing speed. It’s not fully finished yet, but I was confident enough in a successful conclusion that I asked Tom Brown, the artist behind Hopeless, Maine, to design a cover for me. At my request, Peter van Haelen is an echo of Howard Pyle’s Dutchman, and Liselotte full of vulnerable determination and courage that very much reflects her character. I’m hoping that the first book of three planned, Flying Dutchman: BLEAK FUTURE, will be available for purchase in 2021.

Accreditation: Peter van Haelen and Liselotte van Haelen aboard The Swift Christina, as created by artist Tom Brown of Hopeless, Maine fame.

Next up, I had run into Jan Slauerhoff’s poetry on the phantom ship. I translated a few stanzas to use in Bleak Future and was then inspired to write an epic poem of my own, inspired by his work. I called the poem The Flying Dutchman, which isn’t very original but at least makes reasonably clear what it’s about. I’m chuffed that the poem has been selected for inclusion in the CUPPAS (Coastal Union of Pirates, Privateers, Aviators & Steampunks) Anthology SCADDLES, especially because this book is choc-a-bloc full of excellent goodness with fantastic stories about nautical naughtiness in different genres by authors whom I all admire a great deal. The book is due to be published in the next few months (autumn 2020).


Accreditation: All artwork by Corin Spinks, Corinography, featuring some of the Hastings and Eastbourne Pyrates.

Back to Arthur Dixon’s suggestion that I consider Steampunking (or in my case Smugglepunking) some of Piet Visser’s work. It was very tempting indeed, because a mad & misunderstood inventor would feel most at home in this genre. Moreover, the essence of Smugglepunk is the continuation of the heyday of south coast smuggling into the latter half of the nineteenth century with the use of airships and Steampunk technology. As such, I had been exploring aviation a great deal already, and it didn’t require a great many braincells to connect the concept of a Flying Dutchman to this approach. Peter van Haelen could be reborn as an airship designer, genius once again and unashamedly mad as a hatter. Fortunately, this time, Piet Visser remained silent on the subject.


Accreditation: Top two Peter van Haelens, Maya Kruchankova (Dreamstime). Bottom two Peter van Haelens, Andrey Kiselev (Dreamstime).

The final prod needed to embark on this project was the news that Writerpunk Press was organising their sixth Anthology, Taught by Time, based on myths and legends. The only response I could give to the question on whether I felt comfortable writing about any well-known legends or myths was a hearty “Yarr”, of course, pretty much having all I needed at hand already.

I had, by the way, already contributed to two Writerpunk Press anthologies, with ‘The Oval Sky Room’ (my very first Steampunk story) in the Poe themed Merely this and Nothing More, and the first version of ‘Rottingdean Rhyme’ in What We’ve Unlearned.

When I was first encouraged to submit a story, my main selfish thought was that Writerpunk Press were based in Seattle, Washington, which to my mind was Nirvana territory and wouldn’t it be awesome to have “I’m a West Coast SteamGrunge Writer” as a pick-up line in pubs?

Whereas these days, I find it hard not to write Steampunk, back then it was all new and the kind folk at Writerpunk Press helped me take my first steps in this new genre, supplying endless wise advice and words of encouragement that helped me gain confidence. In short, I owed them my very best.

I decided to set the story in my existing Smugglepunk world, in which rumours of The Skirring Dutchman allowed a look back at the early days of aviation, in which Peter van Haelen played a considerable part in developing ‘skicing’, wind-powered flight by heavier-than-air vessels (‘skirring’ being the name used for steam-powered flight). Not too much of a spoiler, I reckon, to suggest that should The Skirring Dutchman appear in this story, Peter van Haelen would be at the helm for a guest appearance.

So far all the Smugglepunk stories had been told from smuggler perspectives, so I reckoned it would be refreshing to reverse that perspective. Enter Ensign Albert Peabody, serving on Her Majesty’s Aeroship Beresford, a brand-new state-of-the-art Cloud-Corvette class coastal patrol ship.

Accreditation:  Rigging background AndyH12 (Dreamstime), boy Roberto Galan (Dreamstime)

Taught by Time is scheduled for release before the end of 2020 and includes most excellent stories by many other authors as well.

All of the Writerpunk Press Anthologies published so far, and I, for one, can’t wait for #6, Taught by Time.

A late-night chat with author Mark Hayes on female protagonists who were more than wallflowers or receptacles of manly favours, resulted in his suggestion that I ought to read his newly published Maybe. I did and wasn’t disappointed. His Eliza Tu-Pa-Ka dances across the pages as one of those characters whose spirited and realistic portrayal will linger long in the memory.

Being selfishly absorbed in my own work, it struck me that Eliza and my Alice Kittyhawk would have got on well, and that Eliza was precisely the sort of role model I’d like Alice to be exposed to. It also occurred to me that the two were contemporaries, albeit in different creative universes. When life gets back to something representing normality, I hope to meet Mark at an event one day and have a few drinks at the end of it to discuss the possibility of mayhap having the two meet and interact.

Nils supplied no accreditation notes for this picture, I have no idea of its origins

In the meantime, I reckoned, there was another possibility. In ‘The Skirring Dutchman’, the Steampunked (and still relatively sane) Peter van Haelen is described as arriving in London aboard his revolutionary new airship and receiving some attention from the press. This was at about the same time that Eliza’s father, MaeYaBee Tu-Pa-Ka, was setting up shop in London. So, we have two genius ship-designers, both somewhat misunderstood, and both suffering from that unnatural defect of not being English, in London at the same time. Would they not have sought one another out to exchange ideas? I thought it would be interesting to plant a seed of possibility in the Smugglepunk novel Fair Night for Foul Folk I am working on. It would also allow me to add a very brief reference to ‘The Skirring Dutchman’in the novel.

I contacted Mark who was happy to have a short reference in Fair Night for Foul Folk. He’s written a splendid blog about this exchange although – until he reads this blog – remains unaware of my vague notions of perhaps exploring these connections further in the future. Mark’s Blog on this topic can be found HERE (LINK).

The passage in question is part of a conversation highwayman Andreas Black conducts with Alice, in which the early history of aviation is referred to:

“A Rozzer?” Black smiled. “I preferred to think of myself as an aviator, truth be told. It was in the early days of flight, when pioneers like MaeYaBee Tu-Pa-Ka, Madeline Scarthorpe, Al Hapfold, Pascal Houvin, and Peter van Haelen were at the forefront of new discoveries. Before the Air Corps was renamed the Royal Aero Fleet. The Corps was never deployed against Free Traders, unlike the RAF.”

I’m sharing this novel online as a Lockdown special, btw, and Daren Callow of Tales of New Albion is reading chapters on the British Steampunk Broadcasting Co-operation. The Lockdown special can be found here https://www.nilsnissevisser.co.uk/fair-night-for-foul-folk-(serial) and the BSBC readings on Daren’s Tales of New Albion FB page, or the BSBC FB page.

Accreditation: Background image Lee Roberts CC by-sa 2.0. Portraits of Alice & Pip Heijo van de Werf. Cover design Corin Spinks.

Having agreed to my use of MaeYaBee Tu-Pa-Ka, Mark smelled an opportunity to press me once again about considering a submission to a Harvey Duckman Anthology. He mentioned a pirate themed special coming up later in the year. Ever so slowly my dim mind perceived that this would be a great opportunity to build further upon my Steampunked version of The Flying Dutchman. Moreover, developments in Fair Night for Foul Folk had provided a perfect crew, airship, and reason for another run-in with Peter van Haelen’s cursed airship.

The main character of my Smugglepunk stories is Alice Kittyhawk, the daughter of a legendary smuggler. Alice actually appears very briefly in ‘The Skirring Dutchman’, literally just a few seconds and she remains unnamed, although faithful readers will know exactly who she is. I decided that a Harvey Duckman story could be twinned to the Writerpunk Press story, told from Alice’s viewpoint this time, and taking place a few weeks before ‘The Skirring Dutchman’ does in order to throw a whole different light upon her brief appearance in Ensign Peabody’s story.

Thus, Alice takes to the sky once more, in ‘Learning the Ropes’, as apprentice of Cap’n Ray Spinks aboard his Dread Leopard, with a motley crew consisting of real-life members of the Hastings and Eastbourne Pyrates gang. Mayhap, just mayhap, she’ll meet Peter van Haelen up there in the realm of clouds – tis for me to know and for you to find out.

So, two years after encountering my great grand uncle’s  De Vliegende Hollander and his Peter van Haelen, I can look back with some satisfaction. The rewrite of the original story progresses in a healthy manner. A long poem on The Flying Dutchman inspired by Dutch traditions is due to be published in SCADDLES before the year is up. Arthur Dixon’s suggestion to punk away has been heeded, with ‘The Skirring Dutchman’ due to be published in Taught by Time this year, and ‘Learning the Ropes’ out now in the Harvey Duckman Pirate Special.


Accreditation: Background image Ratpack2 (Dreamstime), rat by Linda Bucklin (Dreamstime), all completed by Corin Spinks

It would be remiss of me not to mention the other Flying Dutchman story in the Harvey Duckman Pirate Special, Peter James Martin’s ‘The Rat Who Served on The Flying Dutchman’ (A Brennan and Riz Story).

Peter James Martin was kind enough to make some time to chat about  his submission.

He told me, “The main thrust of the Brennan and Riz series has been shining a light on folklore, myths and legends. I’ve discovered so much folklore from the area, some of it on my doorstep I never knew about. England is a nation of immigrants, each bringing stories with them, and I love dissecting them getting to the roots. What I really hope is that after reading my work, people will go off to discover the root tales for themselves and then maybe keep looking for more.”

I told him I really enjoyed reading his story, taking special delight in just how delightfully unpleasant Riz (a rat) is. I was kind of worried about a cutesy cute overload, which is what I usually encounter when talking animals enter the fray.

Martin’s response, “Riz’s origins are a bit more complex than turning the talking animal trope on its head. His development started him off as a small robot back when Brennan was the star of a sci-fi idea. The character that would become Riz held many of the same attitudes. When I revised the idea in 2017 and came up with the Brennan and Riz series, the move to a rat felt natural.”

Naturally, talk focused on The Flying Dutchman.

Martin said, “When I first heard of the pirate special, I didn’t think I could submit to it because of a perceived difficulty in doing a pirate story. Could I fit what I wrote about around pirates? And vice versa? Did I have any stories I could tell about pirates?”

“To solve this, I looked over myths and legends of the oceans, and among the first was The Flying Dutchman. First thing I had to do was to separate it from the Davey Jones mythology that a certain company forced the legend with for a certain movie franchise. I studied the first few stories of the mysterious vessel and that of its true captain. At this point the ideas of the story began to take shape. I do wonder about the effect of Disney combining the legend with the Davey Jones lore – what new generations will learn about it.”

The true captain Peter James Martin refers to is a familiar face in the story to be sure, the aforementioned Hendrik van der Decken. To be honest, my first reaction was to (nearly) exclaim that Hendrik van der Decken was an English invention, but then I realised I’d be skating on very thin ice there.

For one, the Dutch sources remain mostly shrouded in the Dutch language which isn’t spoken or read very widely, so it would be unfair to expect people to have easily located this. Secondly, I’d placed my Steampunked version of Peter van Haelen, and his phantom airship, on the Sussex coast simply because I like writing about the Sussex Coast, so I wasn’t exactly being faithful to the likely historical origins at the Cape of Good Hope. Last-but-not-least, I have been unable to find any historical precedents for Peter van Haelen, so it’s likely that he was entirely the brainchild of Piet Visser. That places his invention around 1900, which gives Hendrik van der Decken a considerably longer pedigree.

I told Peter James Martin that I quite enjoyed the movie franchise we’d been talking about, but that I had certainly noted that mainstream mass entertainment tends to suffocate the tales tied to regional culture and geography.

That meant our own submissions to the Harvey Duckman Pirate Special was unlikely to even leave a dent in the popular images evoked in people’s minds by a superpower like Disney.

Nevertheless, we agreed that it was great that so many different interpretations could result from a single subject – in this case The Flying Dutchman. We concluded that the strength of the legend is that the lack of exact facts, or supremacy of any one of many captains for that matter, allowed a great deal of scope for creative reinvention and the subsequent rejuvenations of the story allowed for its enduring legacy. We were both pleased to have played a part in this by means of the Harvey Duckman Pirate Special.

All in all, I greatly enjoyed our conversation – just as I thoroughly enjoyed Martin’s take on the Dutchman.

For more, Peter James Martin has a splendid blog on which he shares tales: https://tstpjm.blogspot.com/

but you could also check out  The Strange Tales of Brennan and Riz https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Tales-Brennan-Riz/dp/1729119190

That’s all for now me hearties, must run, photographer Corin Spinks says he has a nice surprise for me 😊

Accreditation: Author’s portrait  ☹, Corin Spinks, Corinography

About Nils Nisse Visser

Nils is a free-lance writer, occasional poet, archer, Homelessness activist, who was born in Rotterdam in the Netherlands in 1970 (which was the best year ever to be born *Mark), he grew up in the Netherlands, Thailand, Nepal, Oklahoma, Tanzania, England, Egypt and France. Taught English at various Dutch secondary schools for 18 years, but his firm belief that education is most effective when it is fun raised a few eyebrows. Having been told too often that he lived in his imagination, he took the hint and moved there on a full-time basis. He currently lives in Brighton in the county of Sussex in England. 

Rather confusingly he sometimes writes as Nils Visser, Nisse Visser or Nils Nisse Visser. For which he apologies.

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Fantastic Flash Fiction

Its October, the leaves are falling, the witches are abroad, and I’ve opened the blog up to guest writers again. Yes its Indie October. Throughout October some old favorites among my guests will be returning along with some new voices. Today’s Guest Post is from

When Mark asked if anyone was interested in writing a post for his blog, I wondered what to write about. And then it came to me – flash fiction!

Flash fiction has become far more important in the last few years although it’s been around since 1986. Other names you might hear it called are short-short stories, sudden fiction, postcard fiction, minute fiction, furious fiction, fast fiction, quick fiction, skinny fiction, immediate fiction and nanofiction. But the most popular names are flash fiction or micro fiction. 

In the very unlikely possibility that you hadn’t heard of it, flash fiction are stories of up to 1,500 words or thereabouts. The maximum number of words is disputed, some say 1,000, some say 1,500 but it’s around that. Interestingly, there is no minimum. You can have 140 characters or six-word or ten-word stories. One popular word length is 100 words otherwise known as a “drabble”. Apparently, that word length first started in fan fiction and then spread out.

Writing flash fiction is an art in itself. It teaches you how to focus on the essential in a story. How do you get a story across in six words? And writing a twitter tale forces you to tell a story as tightly as possible. You’ll write “he’d seen” rather than “he had seen” and “&” is a real space saver. A real incentive to be concise when writing one on Twitter is to see the dreaded pink square showing you’ve run out of words.

Writing advice is now that a piece of flash fiction shouldn’t rely on a gimmick or a joke or go for a twist at the end rather than have deeper significance although I’m not sure I entirely agree. Here’s an example of what they say not to do (thoughtfully written by me a few days ago).

Some people believe that you can write a piece of flash fiction in a couple of minutes and it’s a piece of cake. I disagree. To write a piece that tells a story or sets a mood within the constraints of an inflexible word length and for it to be also grammatically correct, is quite a feat.

I attended a course in flash fiction, which made me realise a) what an art it is and b) just how much flash fiction there is around. At the end of the course, the tutor handed the class a big wodge of paper stuffed with information about flash fiction magazines, websites and competitions.

There are lots of websites devoted to all lengths of flash fiction. Some have a fantasy or science fiction slant such as www.101fiction.com or https://speculative66.weebly.com or https://365tomorrows.com or http://flashfictionlibrary.com  or http://flashfictiononline.com  Two of my favourites are: 101 fiction (sadly not open to submissions at the moment but you can still read the archives) and Speculative 66 (guess how long they like stories to be) and only partly because they’ve published stories by me.

There are plenty of collections of flash fiction to read. I typed in ‘flash fiction’ in the search box on Amazon just now and lots of books of flash fiction popped up. I also noticed that there’s a number of books on Amazon very eager to teach you how to write flash fiction.

I now write stories nearly every day the #vss365 prompts (stands for very short stories) that appear every day on Twitter. There’s a large community of writers who write for #vss365 prompt. There are quite a few others. At the moment, there’s #vssmurder and #spooktober for the month of October. I also sometimes write ten-word stories based on the prompts issued by @hangtenstories.

If you’d like to see some examples, might I humbly recommend my own collection. I’ve recently republished a collection of flash fiction stories, modestly called Fantastic Flash Fiction. It was originally called Dribs and Drabbles, a play on the phrase “dribs and drabs”. Yes, M’lud, guilty as charged – trying to be too clever by half. It contains a selection of fantasy, fairy tale, science fiction and horror stories by length ranging from six-word stories to “twiterature’ to a couple over 1,000.

About Liz Tuckwell

Liz Tuckwell lives in London, England with her husband. She has an identical twin sister but hasn’t published any books about twins so far.

She writes quirky fantasy, science fiction and horror.

Liz loves science fiction particularly timetravel and alternate history. She also likes urban fantasy, steampunk, historical and crime fiction. She enjoys reading, writing, watching films and travelling to far away places.

Liz wrote a novel aged thirteen. Sadly, her father threw this literary gem out while having a clear out while she was at university.

She’s had micro fiction published on http://www.101fiction.com and http://speculative66.weebly.com. She’s also had short stories published in several anthologies.

Please contact Liz on liz@liztuckwell.co.uk or @liztuckwell1 if you have any questions or suggestions. She’d love to hear from you.

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Complexities and questions

Its October, the leaves are falling, the witches are abroad, and I’ve opened the blog up to guest writers again. Yes its Indie October. Throughout October some old favorites among my guests will be returning along with some new voices. Today’s Guest Post is from…. Erm… Well actually its just from me, but its about Craig Hallam, a man who is wrong about few things.

Craig Hallam, who is trying to win the ‘most prolific Indie Author Mark knows of the year’ award, has a new book out. I would love to tell you all about it, but I haven’t read it yet. (its on the nightstand pile of books waiting to be read, about three down from the top.) It does however have a really nice cover, which is about all I can tell you at the moment. However he did recently ask the internet for questions on write and his new book and recorded a video answering almost all the questions he was asked… Its a fun, interesting and insightful watch, and there were lost of very interesting questions.

For reasons, I would like to point out two things,

1/ His answer to the final question is clearly incorrect, A marathon will always be a marathon, the Americanization of chocolate bar names has to stop now. Its a slippery slope, and if we continue down this road one day soon a mars bar will be called a milky way, and god only knows what a milky way will then be called. Sometimes you just have to pick a hill to die on, this is mine!!!

2/ The other question of mine was perfectly reasonable…

Given the ever greater expansiveness of the universal id that speaks to individuality in an uncaring, cold, cosmos, of which the individual is merely the most insignificant of all things imaginable; and the vibrancy of metaphysical thought that can supplant the void to bring light and colour to an otherwise grey and meaningless existence, as well as the intrinsic beauty of the fragile and obtuse; what would you say is the fundamental lesson we can learn from the visualization of impossibility from what would seem the most prosaic of art forms, a collection of twenty six figures rearranged in seemingly random patterns to convey meaning: by observation of those patterns as they are first visualized them laid down in prosaic fashion so that they can be visualized once more by others through the medium of imagination?

Clearly the answer is art is good for the soul and people should read more books like Oshibana Complex, written by the wonderful imagination of authors like Craig Hallam (no matter how wrong he is when it comes to chocolate bars)

All, joking aside, while I haven’t read it yet, I have read everything else Craig has written and I know without turning a page this will be a great read and also one that will cause its readers to have to think a little, Craig has a habit of being a little deep, often without realizing it, like all the best writers. He’s also a fellow Harvey writer, and likes unleashing waves of fire on Space Marines, which is always to be encouraged..

Welcome to Shika-One City, humanity’s final home.

Nations have come together. Gender and race are petty concerns of the past. But not everything is well in Shika-One.

Humanity can no longer procreate and has to synthesize future generations. But there aren’t many genetic templates to go around and meeting yourself on the street is a daily occurrence. With so many people wearing the same face, the synths of Shika-One strive for individuality in a world where stepping out of line can lead to the shredder.

In this pulsing neon world lives Xev and eir friends, all hard-working synths who maintain their designations to earn the XP to live and hope to afford the holographic shams that cover up their similarities. That is, until a new synth makes Xev start to ask big questions that might upset the status quo.

In Shika-One, life is cheap.

Xev is about to discover what e’s worth.

Oshibana Complex is out now, in paperback and on a variety of EBook platforms. read it, and remember, a marathon is a marathon…

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Quoting Deadlines…. NaNoWriMo

NaNoWriMo is looming on the horizon. As it is want to do. the dark nights are closing in and among other things there is the joy of daily 1664 word deadlines to look forward… Technically of course the term ‘deadline’ doesn’t mean quite what writers and more or less everyone else using the term for. Historically at least…

“Historically, the ‘deadline’ was the line around a prison beyond which prisoners were eligible for shooting. In keeping with shifts in the exercise of control, what one was delineated spatially over life is now enforced temporarily over labour.” ~ CrimethInc.

NaNoWriMo deadlines are not quite so brutally enforced. No one is going to shoot you for missing them. But they have a way of praying on the mind and views upon there effectiveness vary…

“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.” ~ Rita Mae Brown

“Are you aware that rushing toward a goal is a sublimated death wish? It’s no coincidence we call them ‘deadlines.” ~ Tom Robbins

“Dreams without deadlines are dead in the water. Deadlines are really lifelines to achieving our goals.” ~ Mark Batterson

But there is always a lighter perspective on those targets we set ourselves as often as they are set for us…

“Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.” ~ Rick Riordan

“…a deadline should not prevent you from writing, but writing will help prevent you from missing your deadline. Then write a word. Then remind yourself of that again. And then write another and hey, look at you! You’re spitting in that deadline’s eye.” ~ Courtney Summers

“A deadline is a finish line. Don’t stop ’til the door shuts in your face!” ~ Raven Moore

“I had three days to screw over Nicodemus Archleone and his crew and get this thing out of my head, without getting myself or my friend killed while I did it.” ~ Jim Butcher

“A hammer made of deadlines is the surest tool for crushing writer’s block.” ~ Ryan Lilly

“If the novels are still being read in 50 years, no one is ever going to say: ‘What’s great about that sixth book is that he met his deadline!’ It will be about how the whole thing stands up.” ~ George R.R. Martin

Speaking of George, a final word from that most awaited of writers Pat Rothfuss, fans of whom have been waiting for the third novel in the Kingslayer trilogy for quite some time. They have also been complaining since the moment they finished reading the second instalment… Which led to Neil Gaiman once to say of both Pat and George (I paraphrase slightly), ‘Readers, they are not your bitch…’ But as promised a word from, Pat…

“Normally I miss deadlines like a stormtrooper misses Jedi.” ~ Patrick Rothfuss

Good luck to all the NaNoWriMo writers out there come November and have fun chasing those deadlines…

Other NaNoWriMo stuff

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Writing the Lexicromicon

Over the course of the last four years I have somewhat inadvertently written a non-fiction book. This was a somewhat alarming thing to discover as it was never really my intention. I’m a writer of fiction god-damn-it. I don’t write non-fiction, that’s an entirely different discipline… I’ve been quoted in non-fiction before now, in fact I have even been quoted in a book on the Harvard Library reading list, which amuses the hell out of me, but I don’t write non-fiction… At least not on purpose…

So I’ve written a non-fiction book…

Regular reads of this blog may be able to guess what the subject matter of this non-fiction book is. Though it could be about the process of writing and self-publishing, because I’ve written plenty on that subject over the years. There are however more than enough fatuous books on self publishing out there, and I am sure the world can do without another. So no, its not a book on self-publishing, a subject I am well versed in, but instead its a book on the writings of Old tentacle hugger H P Lovecraft. A subject I have become well versed in almost in error.

I should perhaps explain. For Christmas, way back in 2016, my girlfriend bought me a beautiful Folio edition of the complete works of HP Lovecraft, which was a bit of an upgrade on my kindle edition of the complete works I had been browsing at for a couple of years. I love folio edition hard backs. I think of them as books the way books were meant to be. Cloth covers over hard board, those silk bookmark strings, the high quality paper and print. I own a few, generally the classics which I seldom read as I tend to have paperback editions. I buy them just to have them and satisfy my bibliophilic soul. But there it was on Christmas morning, a folio edition of Lovecraft’s complete works, which I felt a certain moral obligation to read. Which was why I decided I would set myself a little project of reading every story in order, which was the order they were written rather than the order of publication, and for fun write a little blog post,2/300 words or so, about each of them. It seemed a nice little idea, would give me something to blog about other than my usual stuff and wasn’t going to take over my life or anything…

I expected this little project to take me a year, at the most, instead its taken closer to four, and those short 300 word blogs when out of the window early doors, I found I had a lot to say, and not all of it good, about dear old tentacle hugger’s fiction, and on occasion I really couldn’t face reading any more of it for a while, there was also a whole lot of life being lived, books written, and just stuff getting in the way. So one year became four and as of this moment I am finally at the point where I only have two stories left to do.

So what do you do when your nearing the end of a project like this? Well if your me, more out of a sense of curiosity than anything else, you open a word file and dump all those Lovecraft blog posts into it and find out just how much you have ended up writing about Old Tentacle Hugger. So I did… and to my surprise, I’ve written a book. Well a first draft at any rate. A nice roundish figure just shy of 70k. On the face of it it would seem a bit of a shame not to do anything with it…

Of course there is rather a lot involved in turning a bunch of blog posts into a book. All I have is a rough first draft, and a series of blog posts written over four years has a way of changing in tone and scope. What made for a Lovecraft post at the start of this project is a lot different from the later posts. Also a blog post tends to have a certain style which isn’t want you want in a book. You tube links to bizarre student made movie’s of a particular story don’t really work on a printed page, no matter how hard you press them. The frame work needs to be right, and change quite a bit. So before I went any further with this idea I needed to start a second draft, make some decisions, and revise the style of those early, some what stuffy serious posts, to something more in line with the irreverence of the later posts. Tone is important, and a consistency of tone.

So this weekend I started a second draft starting from those original posts, which went well I think. I like second drafts, they are among my favorite things to do when writing fiction because you know where your going. While I have only worked my way through the first three stories so far I can feel it coming together. My accidental book is going to work, and be an informative, fun and entertaining read. At least I hope that’s the case…

How long it’s going to take me to get through all of them and a complete redraft, well that’s a piece of string question. How much the final book ( which will go through at least one more draft after this one I am sure) will reflect those original posts is also another open question. But it may be out for spring next year, if I get it all complete by then. And who knows, some one may even be interested enough to read it…

Still nothing ventured…. and besides its a fun project at the moment, and hopefully will remain so.

There was one other thing of course, which people may have seen on social media over the weekend. On Friday night was in the day job till the early hours, sat on a call while waiting for people to ask me to do technical things. There was much sitting around and waiting so I had time to kill, and I decided if I had indeed written a non-fiction book on Lovecraft I needed a title and a cover. I like building book covers, its an only soothing thing to do while stuck waiting for a guy on the other end of a call to finish testing a bunch of servers so you can go move a few cables… So a cover was created and played with and unexpected I am a little proud of the results… So while its very early , here a little cover reveal…

‘The complete Lovecraft, I’ve read it, so you don’t have to…’

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“No, really, what’s your day job?”

Its October, the leaves are falling, the witches are abroad, and I’ve opened the blog up to guest writers again. Yes its Indie October. Throughout October some old favorites among my guests will be returning along with some new voices. Today’s Guest Post is from the antipodes, in the shape of my favorite antipodean author Karen J Carlisle…

First, let me tell you I’m an ‘extroverted’ introvert (with major emphasis on the introvert). And that’s on a good day. On a bad day I have at least one panic attack before having to attend an event or do a talk. Socialising is mentally exhausting. As an indie author, who has to do their own marketing, this isn’t always a good thing. (That’s another blog post or two right there.)

Scenario:
I’m attending an event. (I’m the one staring into their drink, listing the environmental impacts of the host’s choice to use disposable cups – at least they aren’t made of foam). Someone drifts in my direction. The silence is awkward.

As an introvert, I dread that ‘ice-breaker’ question. You know the one. I dare not ask it myself, because I know it means I’ll have to fend off the list of follow up comments: “I’ve always wanted to write a book!”, or “oh, it must be nice to work from home.” (This is obviously a pre-Covid comment.) Then there’s the questions: “Have I heard of you?”, “What do you write?”, or “Where do you get your ideas?

These are the easy ones to answer:

  1. Go for it. (Just don’t forget to get an editor.)
  2. Some days it’s great; some days, not. It can be difficult to delineate work and leisure time. The edges can get blurry, especially when you have family commitments. It requires discipline. If I don’t set aside work time, my book doesn’t get finished. (I think more people understand this after 2020)
  3. Obviously not, if you have to ask.
  4. Where don’t I get ideas? Anything. Everything. I’m always asking ‘what if?’ I use my imagination. I have an endlessly growing list of ideas. The problem is creating an interesting story about them, and finding the time to use them all!

Back to the original silence…

I introduce myself. Phew. Made it so far. I can do this… I sip my drink, and congratulate myself on successfully socialising (not panicking and fleeing the scene, or shrinking into a dark corner.)

Then, it comes; it’s inevitable. That question: “What do you do?” Or the other, more dreaded, version: “What do you do for a living?

(Firstly, very few authors, especially indie author actually make a living from their writing. The average author’s income in Australia is AUS$12,000. It’s less for Indie authors, and even worse now the government has axed its budget supporting the Arts… yet another blog post there.)

The reality is some authors are fortunate enough to work full time, find time to write. I stand in awe of their stamina, and capacity for functioning with chronic sleep deprivation. In 2014, after twenty-eight years of working to work-imposed appointments, looking after others, I made a tough decision. I changed my career. I now look after my readers, not patients. In terms of mental and physical health, this was the best decision I ever made. In terms of income, not so much.

So, I smile, tell them I’m an author, then take a deep breath and steel myself for a long debate, often defending my life choices.

You can tell a lot about someone, depending on how the conversation progresses (often with the comments above). Often I feel like I’m suddenly dumped in the middle of a job interview (but usually interviews aren’t a spectator sport). Ideally, the ‘interviewer’ will show interest, or at least feign it. Questions like “what made you want to be a writer?” or “Tell me about your books” – you know, things you would expect when asked about a vocation – would be welcomed. I hold my breath. Perhaps, they understand creatives? Perhaps they understand Indie authors – by virtue of the definition – do the work of writer, project manager and marketing themselves? Perhaps they will acknowledge the hours of work spent researching, outlining, writing, rewriting, editing (rinse and repeat), sourcing beta-readers, rewriting after feedback, sorting out cover designs, publishing, marketing, creating a presence on social media, and attending events?

And then, even after discussing all of the above, they ask: “No, really, what’s your day job?” That is the worst day.

About Karen J Carlisle

Karen J Carlisle is a writer and illustrator of steampunk, Victorian mysteries and fantasy. She was short-listed in Australian Literature Review’s 2013 Murder/Mystery Short Story Competition. She is currently writing a cosy fantasy mystery set in Adelaide. Her short stories have featured in the 2016 Adelaide Fringe exhibition, ‘A Trail of Tales’, and the ‘Where’s Holmes’ and ‘Deadsteam’ anthologies.

Karen lives in Adelaide with her family and the ghost of her ancient Devon Rex cat.

She’s always loved dark chocolate and rarely refuses a cup of tea.

www.karenjcarlisle.com

Karen’s latest publications include:

The official online launch for Another Twist of the Nib and Spanish Flu will be on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/events/450550142590612

Karen will also be launching a secret projects – just in time for Halloween. ‘Another Twist of the Nib: short stories with a darker twist’ – AND -my second digital music single, ‘Spanish Flu’. Join me for a chat, info about my stories, a live interview with Richard Ryall – co-writer of Spanish Flu (approx 10.30am). There will also be an eBook of ‘Another Twist of the Nib’

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