Pirates of Harvey 4

Avast M’hearties Pirate Day be a’coming. So batten down y’hatches. Splice the main sails. Steer with the wind, and damn y’eyes, for that callow cove Captain Duckman will keel haul the lot of y’ if y’nay pay him some mind…

International Talk Like A Pirate Day is on the horizon, and with it comes the release of Harvey Duckman Presents, The Pirate Special.

Just like the main series of Harvey Duckman Anthologies this is a collection of fifteenth exciting new writers and established independent authors of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, horror and Steampunk. To celebrate this I’m running a feature for the new few weeks on the authors and stories featured in this edition, cause Captain Duckman made me and there was mention of rum…

Mostly because of the rum…

According to his Bio in this special edition of the Harvey Duckman Anthologies:

Mark Hayes writes novels that often defy simple genre definitions; they could be described as speculative fiction, though Mark would never use the term as he prefers not to speculate. When not writing novels, Mark is a persistent pernicious procrastinator; he recently petitioned parliament for the removal of the sixteenth letter from the Latin alphabet. He is also 8 ¾’s Dan Black Belt in the ancient Yorkshire martial art of EckEThump and favours a one man one vote system but has yet to supply the name of the man in question. Mark has also been known to not take writing his bio very seriously.

How exactly it is possible to be an 8 ¾’s Dan Black Belt in any martial art is something on which he refuses to be drawn, but such are the mysteries of EckEThump, which he learned at the feet of a grand master, who can be found, wearing a flat cap and leaning on a farm gate, in the ancient hills above Halifax.

The story from Mark, in this special edition, begins on a row boat in the middle of an endless ocean, where a man dressed as a pirate is discussing the strange situation they have found themselves in with a man who isn’t. There may or may not be a cat involved, and ninja’s are made much mention of because this is a book about pirates…

The Harvey Pirates Special comes out on International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th of September and will be available in paperback and on kindle, the kindle version is available for pre-order now… So get it or I’ll make yer walk the plank…

Now, and to stop referring to myself in the third person, this is the point where I normally list contact details and other things for which ever Harvey writer this blog is about. But as this ones about me, and you are already here… If you interested in my books, I’m sure you can figure out where to find them.

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Pirates of Harvey 3

Avast M’hearties Pirate Day be a’coming. So batten down y’hatches. Splice the main sails. Steer with the wind, and damn y’eyes, for that callow cove Captain Duckman will keel haul the lot of y’ if y’nay pay him some mind…

International Talk Like A Pirate Day is on the horizon, and with it comes the release of Harvey Duckman Presents, The Pirate Special.

Just like the main series of Harvey Duckman Anthologies this is a collection of fifteenth exciting new writers and established independent authors of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, horror and Steampunk. To celebrate this I’m running a feature for the new few weeks on the authors and stories featured in this edition, cause Captain Duckman made me and there was mention of rum…

Mostly because of the rum…

Kate Baucherel became a sci fi fan the first time she saw the Daleks from behind the sofa, Kate works on the application of new and emerging technologies to solve business problems. Sometimes her imagination gets the better of her, and the fictional worlds in her writing are rooted in the possibilities already at our fingertips. Her work includes the SimCavalier futurist cybercrime series, several short stories, and non-fiction books for business leaders.

The future is a strange place, both familiar and not in equal measure. When it comes to authors predicting the world of tomorrow who is better qualified than an expert on emerging technologies. If you want to know what the world will be like in twenty years time you could do a lot worse than to ask Kate or read her Sim Caviler novels. Elegantly paced thrillers that hang heavy on the worlds of cybercrime and cybercrime fighters. All set just a couple or three decades from now. A world with a shiny bright veneer, but dark undertones. In a world where cryptocurrency is king and hackers fight wars of the keyboard. All this made all the more believable because this world of tomorrow is based on the technology that’s coming oh so soon, with characters that feel and sound real, because the world they inhabit is, we just haven’t arrived there yet, but we will…

Her third Sim Caviler novel is in final editing and due sometime before Christmas, which I for one look forward to. She also recently decided that hyper-realistic near future fiction was not enough and her latest Harvey Duckman have featured the adventures of an intergalactic tourist doing their gap year and the occasional catapulting octopod barman… At least we assume she is making these ones up, its hard to be sure, Kate, you see, knows things….

The Harvey Pirates Special comes out on International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th of September and will be available in paperback and on kindle, the kindle version is available for pre-order now… So get it or I’ll make yer walk the plank…

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Pirates of Harvey 2

Avast M’hearties Pirate Day be a’coming. So batten down y’hatches. Splice the main sails. Steer with the wind, and damn y’eyes, for that callow cove Captain Duckman will keel haul the lot of y’ if y’nay pay him some mind…

International Talk Like A Pirate Day is on the horizon, and with it comes the release of Harvey Duckman Presents, The Pirate Special.

Just like the main series of Harvey Duckman Anthologies this is a collection of fifteenth exciting new writers and established independent authors of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, horror and Steampunk. To celebrate this I’m running a feature for the new few weeks on the authors and stories featured in this edition, cause Captain Duckman made me and there was mention of rum…

Mostly because of the rum…

Ben Sawyer is a writer of paranormal fiction based in York. He is constantly mining the city’s dark snickelways for material for a series of urban fantasy novels and short stories. All he needs is a tall ship, a star to steer her by, and a nameless terror from the dawn of time. Gin helps too.

Ben previously featured in the Harvey Duckman Christmas Special with a well received story about the ghosts of York Minister. he is currently work on his first novel ‘Waking the Witch’ the first book in an urban fantasy series set in York which we look forward to enormously (having just read the blurb below on his website.)

Mira Chaudhri didn’t believe in ghosts until one killed the electrician.

Yesterday, Mira was a perfectly ordinary inhabitant of the historically touristy city of York. Tonight, she’s going to learn that every story ever told about her city is true, and many more besides. And there are a lot of stories…

Because tonight, a monster is lurking in the shadows, hunting for prey. The Hangman has come to call and the only thing standing in its way is a woman whose work is literally never done.

Holly has protected the city for longer than she’d care to admit. A lifetime spent battling supernatural horrors, patrolling the boundaries of the spirit world, and fighting off hell itself with nothing but an umbrella and a Kate Bush mixtape.

Not surprisingly, she’s proper knackered.

So Holly needs a helping hand, and Mira’s about to become her new best friend. Together they’ll venture into the otherworldly corners of Europe’s most haunted city, to solve the terrible mystery of the Hangman. And every step of the way, the girl in the bobble hat will be waiting for them. Waiting for the tale to be told…

Welcome to York. Where owt’s possible.

The Harvey Pirates Special comes out on International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th of September and will be available in paperback and on kindle, the kindle version is available for pre-order now… So get it or I’ll make yer walk the plank…

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Pirates of Harvey 1

Avast M’hearties Pirate Day be a’coming. So batten down y’hatches. Splice the main sails. Steer with the wind, and damn y’eyes, for that callow cove Captain Duckman will keel haul the lot of y’ if y’nay pay him some mind…

International Talk Like A Pirate Day is on the horizon, and with it comes the release of Harvey Duckman Presents, The Pirate Special.

Just like the main series of Harvey Duckman Anthologies this is a collection of fifteenth exciting new writers and established independent authors of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, horror and Steampunk. To celebrate this I’m running a feature for the new few weeks on the authors and stories featured in this edition, cause Captain Duckman made me and there was mention of rum…

Mostly because of the rum… Which leads nicely into the first author in the Pirates special edition…

This is the tale of Elizabeth Abercromby a young woman of good society with a distaste for the conjugation of Latin verbs on sunny afternoons, and her kidnapping by seaborne rogues…

The talented Amy Wilson, who’s short stories ‘By Firelight’ and ‘Gosfeld’ for earlier Harvey Duckman anthologies were well received and drew many plaudits along the lines of ‘more’ and ‘we said more’ and ‘stop editing for everyone else and focus on writing that damn novel we want to read it…’

Her loss to the world of editing and beta reading for indie authors will be a gain for readers of fantasy everywhere.

In between taking archery lessons, learning German, she is working on a fantasy trilogy – the first part of which is due out next year. (Which is what she said last year… But as we have all sworn not to badger her to do proof reading any more we live in hope…)

She has also written the occasional guest posts for these pages which are entertaining reads: The joy of Thursday nights and Why your day job could be good for your creativity which I encourage you to read.

The Harvey Pirates Special comes out on International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th of September and will be available in paperback and on kindle, the kindle version is available for pre-order now… So get it or I’ll make yer walk the plank…

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Cheesecake, Avarice & Boots

For reasons, mostly due to my son spending the week in hospital (he is back home now but I was worried for a while), I released a new book with somewhat less fanfare than usual and somewhat earlier than planned…

Yes, I do try to plan these things.

Basically I needed to occupy my mind to prevent me dwelling on things I could not control by doing something productive, creative, and over which I had complete control. Its a well practiced technique I use to look after my mental health. Normally this would have involved a splurge of writing or some other creative enterprise (or obsessively playing some video game or another.) But as luck would have it I did have a complete and ready to press anthology, which I had planned to release in Mid-October. So I threw my energy into typesetting, final tweaking of covers, final proof editing and everything else, then set up the publishing and let it out into the world.

And so, a little earlier than planned the ponderously entitled ‘Cheesecake, Avarice & Boots’ has been unleashed upon the world, with far less fanfare and planning than is normally associated with a new release.

To explain what I mean, normally I would have had several things in place, including goodreads listing , bookbub promotions and a few dozen other promotions sites. A month of pre-order on Amazon. Advertising and other bits of hype building sorted out. Instead I just published it with barely a whisper. Just how much difference this would all make is debatable, but all the same this has been a very understated release…

All that said, ‘Cheesecake, Avarice & Boots’ probably suits an understated release. It’s an anthology that consists of mostly previously published stories. Combining the stories from A Scar of Avarice, and the stories published in the various Harvey Duckman Anthologies over the last couple of years. The main reason for the books existence is to bring together the Hannibal Smyth short stories into one volume, and as I was doping so all my other published shorts as well. Hence an understated release suits the book. Which is not to say i don;t want people to buy it, merely I don’t want they buying it unaware that all but one of the stories appear elsewhere. It’s aimed at new readers, and Hannibal readers who have not read the Harvey Duckman Anthologies. Something I have made sure to highlight in the amazon blurb and elsewhere.

Of course, if you have read all the stories else where and want to buy the collection anyway, the scribe will be eternally grateful 🙂 If your entirely new to my novels its also a great entry point, as it contains stories that cross over two universes, Hannibal Smyths steampunk ministries and Esqwiths Passing Place. Indeed all the stories in the anthology could have easily graced the Passing Place at some time or another. Lyal the barman I’m sure would be happy to tell the tale of ‘The Strontium Thing’ (though he would not have understand why it was funny). The grey man would listen with fascination to ‘The Ballot’. While Harry Smith has been known to drop by for a pint and a bag of pork scratching more than once. As for that stranger at the bar who is dripping wet with brine, I am sure he has a story to tell….

So anyway, an understated release, seems to suite ‘Cheesecake, Avarice & Boots’ and now its out there I am happy that it is. More importantly I am happy my son is back home and well, and I can turn my hand to other things like the next Hannibal novel that is half written and I originally planned to release in October alongside this anthology… (which was never going to happen , but it was the plan, and I expect it to come out early next year now at the earliest.) Instead, this collection of tales will hopefully amuse and delight some readers in the mean time…

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A Little More Smuggling…

The previous post highlighted too of my fellow writers who are featured in the Harvey Duckman Pirates special, regency romance writer Christine King and Nils Nisse Visser, the Grand Duke of Smugglepunk. It was however mostly focused on the former and the latter was mentioned mostly in passing. This may have seemed a little unbalanced… But then I knew this post was coming today.

There follows a fun and informative video on Smugglepunk that Nils did for Sanctuary online. Which is irritatingly so much better than any video I have ever made… Its well worth a watch, which Is why I am sharing it here…

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The romance of smugglers…

Smugglers of the 17th/18th century, like highwaymen, have always had a romantic air about them. There is something about remote windswept beach’s, moonlit seas, and of course gentlemen with a rough kind of honour to them that just appeals to everyone. It probably helps that these ‘villains’ are setting themselves against the government and taxes. No one, I have generally found, is ever on the side of the taxman… Smugglers are braving the noose, or at best transportation to the colonies, to feed there families, spread a little money around struggling coastal communities and, of course, get one over the crown. Its all very Robin Hood and stormy seas at the end of the day.

The reality of the smugglers life was probably more brutal. The gangs would no doubt operate much as latter day gangs do, with threats, beating being handed out to unwilling conspirators forced to work with the smugglers and more than a few murders along the way. But then Robin hood was probably not the benevolent laughing outlaw we think of, but a thug who knew how to manipulate public opinion…

The point here is that fiction, particularly fiction set in the past, romanticizes villainy of a certain kind, because everyone likes an underdog fighting back against an oppressive state, and windswept moonlit beaches have a romance to them all of there own. Its no bad thing, life needs a little romance after all and what’s the point of fiction if not to put that romance into it. There is a reason the likes of Jamaica Inn and Poldark have stood the test of time. As a genre, period romances, its one that appeals to me at times for the same reason Steampunk appeals to me, it always reinvents the past and a reinvented past is always an interesting place to spend some time wondering through. Admittedly I prefer my reinvented pasts to have a few more cogwheels, the occasional airship and a fair degree of licence taken with reality, but a regency romance, with a bit of smuggling, a complex well considered plot, a carefully disguised twist or two and solid interesting characters is just steampunk without the cogwheels. Indeed all the cogwheels and airships in the world will not make up for lack of plot, ill considered twits and two dimensional characters. Good writing is ever the most important thing in any novel, it is that rather than anything else that captures a readers imagination.

Enter, for example two, on the surface, very different writers, with two very different ‘smugglers’ novels. Nils Nisse Visser, the self-proclaimed god father of ‘Smugglepunk'(who’s work I have reviewed previously here), and Christine King writer of period romance novels, among other things, and her novel Smugglers Moon. On the surface perhaps they have little in common in terms of genre. One is a regency romance novel set on the wind swept Yorkshire coast, the other, steampunk smugglers yarns set in Sussex, though what they very defiantly have in common is great writing and story telling. They also consequently are both writers who’s shorter fiction is going to be featured alongside each others in the forth coming Harvey Duckman Pirates Special. Nils story is firmly set in his Sussex Smuggle punk universe, while Christine leave the romance aside and has written a ghost story. (And yes there is a story by yours truly in there as well.)      

It is as ever a pleasure to be alongside both these writers and all the others involved in the on going the Harvey Duckman project. Many of whom I have reviewed books for previously. But back to Romance… and my review of Smugglers Moon.

As a genre I don’t read a great deal of period romance. One of the reasons is romance novels, and period romance novels in particular have a habit of dragging there heels, dawdling along and focusing at times so much on the romance that they fail to tell an engaging story around which that romance is framed. Everything is driven by the romance and you end up somewhat devoid of story and tension beyond that.

Smuggler’s Moon, is a regency romance that doesn’t fall into the trap of making the romance the entirety of the plot. Indeed the romance takes a back seat often, in favor of villainous plots, daring escapades and richly drawn characters who have other things on there mind other than just romance. Which is why the romance that is a central driving force of the latter half of the novel works so well. There are all the romantic tensions you would expect from a romance set in the regency period, the kind of romantic jeopardy period romance readers love. But there is also so much more. The villain’s, and there are plenty of them, are villains you can boo and curse. The heroine is the kind of strong willed, robust, and determined heroine that you want to identify with and cheer on. The heroes are heroic, without ever overshadowing the heroine. There are twist and turns you’ll see coming, but there are many you won’t, but more importantly you can identify with all these characters, even the villainous step-mother.

More importantly still this is a regency romance that hardcore period romance readers will love, but so will those who just like a good story and want the thrill of the ride. There is action and adventure wraps around the romance that keeps you turning pages and just wanting to read the next chapter before you put the book down, while inevitably you don’t.

In short this has everything you would expect of a regency romance, but also everything you would expect of a steampunk novel (except cogwheels and airships), a thrilling story full of adventure, twists, charming characters and dastardly villains. If it is anything its not so much a regency romance, as Romance-punk. A genre all of its own, and all the better for it.

Smugglers Moon, and other novels by Christine King are available on Amazon and elsewhere

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The Complexity of a review…

A little over six years now I had a odd dream, woke up in a cold sweat, scribbled some rather idiosyncratic notes, and then tried fleetingly to get back to sleep. After an hour of staring at the ceiling, as light started to creep passed the curtains, scribbling more strange notes as I failed to shift the ideas that were floating around my determinedly conscious brain I got up, threw on my dressing gown and went down stairs to my desktop, opened a blank word file and started to write. Because sometimes a story is determined to be written no matter how much you really just want to sleep.

I had no idea what I was writing, I was just working from those idiosyncratic notes I had scrawled so badly I could barely decipher them. If anything this was an exercise in clearing out my mind, it wasn’t unique in of itself, the results of doing so on the other hand were. By the time I went to work that morning, three hours later, I had a couple of thousand words of something down. I had no idea what it was, but I knew it was still on the back of my mind all day so when I got home I carried on writing, scribbling notes and at some point when I next slept some time in the early hours of the following morning I was still thinking about that first dream.

I’d fully intended to leave it there, and come back to it at some point and try to figure out what it was. I was half way through writing ‘Passing Place’ at the time, which while weird, strange, complex and definably hard to define, was at least somewhat more comfortable, in the sense it was what I wanted to write, than what I had found myself writing after that dream. As it was however Passing Place got put on the mental shelf for the next month or so as what was to become my first novel ‘Cider Lane’ took shape. Which was odd in itself because ‘Passing Place’ had long been the novel I always wanted to write. Something Cider Lane was definably not.

‘Cider Lane’ needed to be written, rather than wanted to be and at some point a month or so after that dream the first draft was complete, and I still did not know what it was. I put it on one side and got back to the novel I wanted to write, and found myself revising whole tracks of the early chapters of ‘Passing Place.’ Something about writing ‘Cider lane’ sharpened everything in ‘Passing Place’ though I could not tell you what exactly and I still had no idea what ‘Cider Lane’ was, but it also kept dragging me back and a month or two down the line I was once more working on it, in a second draft which ended up changing the ending in subtle ways. By the third draft, still not knowing what it was it had become the only thing I was working on , and by the end of the four and fifth drafts, in the late spring of the following year, its as as complete as it was going to get. I had written a novel, just not the novel I expected to write, or wanted to write, instead it was a novel I needed to write.

And no, I still did not know what it was…

I did however know I needed to publish it, if for no other reason than because it was the only way to move on from it. So that’s what I did, and then I went back to the novel I had always wanted to write…

Now, some of my readers still tell me ‘Cider Lane’ is their favourite novel of mine. Some, perhaps most, prefer Passing Place, or the Hannibal novels, but there are plenty of people who really like ‘Cider Lane’ and ask me if I am writing a sequel, or other books like it. But it remains an oddity. This morning I woke up, and while drinking my first coffee I found a new review of Cider lane I want to share with you because its a great review. A near perfect review in some ways as it relates to how I feel about Cider Lane myself. It is perhaps an odd review to share considering what it says about the novel. But then everything about Cider Lane has been odd from the moment I woke up form that odd dream six years ago….

 

Harold Lloyd

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 23 August 2020

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I know what you’re going to ask me, “Why did you give a 5 star rating rating to a book you didn’t like?”

It seems somewhat paradoxical, but “appreciating” and “liking” are two very different things so please, bear with me while I do my best to explain.

First off, I read Cider Lane because I’ve read other works by this author and genuinely loved them. The humour, the style, the worlds he creates and just the sheer skill in story telling. Hayes doesn’t simply ‘write stories’ he ‘crafts tales’ with artisan skill. A genuine wordsmith. A contemporary bard.

So… to Cider Lane…

Cider Lane is nothing like any of Hayes’ other works. For a start it’s contemporary and set in the real world unlike any of his other novels. I wouldn’t even know what genre to put it in. It’s a kind of a love story, except it isn’t. It’s kind of a crime drama, except it isn’t. It’s kind of a modern horror story, except it isn’t.

What it is however is a fantastically well written tale.

So why didn’t I like it? It begins in a dark place, a mind shutting down to block out a horror it cannot deal with… and steadily gets darker from there. It is a tale of tragedy, of people whose lives have been ruined through combinations of their own errors and the malice or misunderstandings of others. There is anger, hatred, love, fear, obsession, all played out on the smallest of stages, there is no comedy here, no redemption, and only the merest glimmer of hope, of a lighter, happier ending than the one you suspect is coming but hope in your soul that it isn’t.

This book made me feel uncomfortable. At times, really uncomfortable. More than once I felt it was taking me in a direction of something I didn’t want to see. Curiously it brought back long forgotten childhood memories of hiding behind my grandmother’s sofa, watching Dr. Who, squinting through gaps in my fingers as I was torn between not wanting to see the monster I could hear shuffling its way towards the protagonist and a driving need to know what the terror looked like.

And there in part is where Hayes demonstrates his exceptional skill as a writer, leading you along a path you’re pretty damn certain you don’t want to explore, yet you keep walking anyway. You almost can’t help yourself.

Would I recommend this book? Yes and no. Depends on who I’m recommending it to and why.

I’d recommend it because it is such a well written book and as such it deserves to be read. It got under my skin so much I was compelled to write my first review in a very long time, but it’s not a happy tale. I didn’t come away feeling happy. If you want ‘happy’, go watch a Disney movie. If you want to read something that you can appreciate for the telling of the tale, then read Cider Lane.

There could be a sequel, but I doubt Hayes will ever write it. This is a book that stands alone and is probably stronger for it.

 

So there you go… Possibly the most complimentary review I have ever had, from someone who did not like the book they were reviewing. Which is I am sure you will agree, odd, yet at the same time in seems to me very much in keeping with Cider Lane and the story of the book itself.

Whatever Cider Lane is, it made me a better writer, passing place and everything else I have written is I feel better for Cider Lane. It may never have been a book I intended or wanted to write, it it was a book I needed to write, and I love it as much as any of the others. I seldom recommend it to people though for much of the reasons expressed in the review. Which BTW is a very strange thing for an author to admit…

I also love this review, perverse though it may seem, because, well it expresses very much how I feel about the book myself. Baring strange dreams imploring me to write them, I suspect there will never be a sequel which will disappoint some of my readers I know. Its sold well over the years, and is at least as successful as my other novels, perhaps more so as I seldom try to sell it and yet it still sells, but its still never what I wanted to write, it is however the book the writing of which made me so much better as a writer, perhaps that is the reason I needed to write it all along.

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When inspiration is lacking…

Occasionally every writer hits a wall where inspiration seems determined to elude them. On such occasions I find solace in the odd quote or three from other writers, here then are a selection for anyone struggling for inspiration as they sit before the keyboard.

“I get my best writing done when I’m supposed to be doing something else entirely. And that’s why I keep my day job.” ~ Joyce Rachelle

“You flourish one hushed breath at a time. Imagine all you can build word by single word.” ~ Laurie Seidler

“One does not travel, any more than one falls in love, to collect material. It is simply part of one’s life…” ~ Evelyn Waugh

“Writing is lonely. Until that moment you write your first character and suddenly you have company.” ~ Eliza Green

“An idea for a story can be anything. The sky is not the limit, the limit is beyond it.” ~ Chrys Fey

“I think… the most brilliant thing about being a writer is that if you don’t like the way the world is, you can create your own.” ~ Maegan Cook

“a sentence a day keeps the doldrums at bay” ~ Nikki Broadwell

“Solitary walks are great for getting new ideas. It’s like you’re in a video game and you pick up idea coins on the way.” ~ Joyce Rachelle

“What doesn’t kill me provides writing material.” ~ Wayne Gerard Trotman

“If at first you don’t succeed–write more!” ~ N.B. Williams

“A love of writing is far greater than any word count.” ~ Molly Looby

So, I hope that leaves you inspired, but one final quote, which may help those struggling for a way forward from the delightful Kilian Grey… A quote I very much took to heart when I was first writing the Hannibal Smyth stories, and which has guided them ever since…

“When in doubt, go the scandalous route.” ~ Kilian Grey

 

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The value of the craft…

How do you value the results of your craft?
It’s one of those questions that’s always hard to answer, and harder to answer as a writer than, to give a random example, as a carpenter.

So how does a carpenter figure out the value of his craft. Well, lets say he makes a table. He cuts the wood, joins the pieces together, sands down the rough edges, lays on a few layers of varnish, then polishes it all up. Then having made the table he can add up the cost of the materials, and having ascribed some base value to an hour of his life, figure out how long he spent making the table and do an easy calculation. All he needs to do then is add a reasonable percentage on top and voila he has his value and he can look to sell his table at a price that reflects its worth. If he is a highly skilled craftsman making bespoke furniture he’ll charge a little more, because people can see the value in his work, but ultimately they are always paying for a singular item with a solid as you like cost determined by factors that are easy to calculate.

But I’m not a carpenter… I’m a writer, and for writers, like all artists, value is a more complex thing to determine. How exactly do I ascribe a value to the product of my craft? Ironically a lot of this comes down to the nature of the thing we create. What is written is singular and unique but the way it is marketed it is not. If you add up all the hours spent on thinking about, writing, editing, researching, redrafting, proofing, final editing, reproofing and everything else that goes into creating a novel its comes to a big number. In the same time, our friend the carpenter could have made a fair few tables I would posit, or at least made one a very beautiful and very expensive table. A novel can take a year, or several, to write between the first word being typed on the screen and it reaching the point its ready for publication. As I say, add up all those hours and you get a rather large figure. One which a reader does not as a rule see, hence the iceberg…

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For most writers the craft of writing is a labour of love, it has to be as most of us don’t write to make a living, truly professional novelist are few and far between because you need to sell a lot of books to replace your job, and for most of us that’s not going to happen any day soon. (see Fiscal realities of publishing and the pursuit of happiness, and the resent follow up post if your interested in the heard facts…)  but that doesn’t mean I do not want to be paid for my work as a novelist, sure it’s not how I pay the mortgage, but fair recompense for the work I put in would be nice. However, as I was saying, it is hard to ascribe a value to the craft of a novelist.

To begin with a balance needs to be struck between finding new readers and a fair return for all the work involved. Unlike the carpenter, you can’t just add up the hours you have spent, ascribe a figure to each hour and calculate it form there. A novel is a singular item, but it is not sold in the singular, a novel by its nature can be sold to more than one person, a novelists words are not carve into a stone tablet, but printed in ink on paper and bound into books. Luckily, we can figure out the cost of paper and ink easily enough, print on demand sites will tell you exactly what the minimum price you can ascribe to a any given paperback is, so its just a matter of striking a balance between that, what you think each book should cost, and fixing a price you think is fair, reasonable and that most people will be willing to pay. But paper backs are one thing, the market place for novels however is not just paper and ink, in fact for the indie author in most cases E-books are the main marketplace for the new and aspirating. E-books which bring their questions of value to the table. While a paperback is at least a physical things Ebooks are just binary strings of ones and zeros that form a readable text. When you sell an Ebook your just selling a code, a code of which you have a never ended supply. Which make it harder to ascribe a value to because ultimately each novel is nothing but a copy of that code.

It comes back around to how do you assign a value in terms of money to a novel, it’s not just about the time spent writing it. A novel, any novel, is a little pieces of the writers soul laid bare. I say this fully aware of how pretentious it sounds, gleefully aware in fact.

Market economists (a grey inhuman bunch, lacking any real soul) would tell you that the market finds its own values, through supply and demand. (see note below). They would advise however that if a new writer wants readers he is best advised to give his work away. Make it free and they may come…. create a free supply and your will attain the peak of the demand curve.

Which is true to an extent, but do people value anything they get for free? Or do they quite naturally assume, ‘If it’s been given away its probably not worth anything’. We are all the children of consumerism after all. Even if you set the minimum price (on amazon for example that £0.99) it may drag in a couple more readers but still it suffers from the ‘if it’s cheap it must be worthless’ factor. Other readers have gotten so used to getting free books on the internet they genuinely don’t understand why they would have to pay for something. I’ve had people cursing at me on facebook for saying no when they ask for a free copy. The world is ever a strange place, and some people will always expect something for nothing, or next to nothing, and then if they get it they don’t value it, because they got it for nothing.

Often if someone gets a book for peanuts, or for free, read the first chapter or even just the first couple of pages and they aren’t hooked immediately they will give up and read something else. Which is fair enough in a way, but shouldn’t be in another. If they have paid a reasonable sum they are more likely to stick with it for a while, and far more likely therefore to get hooked. there is also the small matter of the value of the craft. I care nothing about money made from book sales. It’s not how I make my living, it doesn’t pay the bills because that is what the day job is for, but I do care about people valuing my work and the feeling of value I ascribe to it myself. My novels finding readers is far more important to me, but some basic value has to be attached, and while book sales are unlikely to ever pay me a living wage, or the cost in hours spent, that value still matters.

Artists throughout history have seldom ever been paid for the true value for the work they produce. A fact made even more true in an age and a culture that glorify’s the average, pays footballers millions, yet wants movies and books for free. But putting all that to one side, whats a fair price for a slither of your soul?

I don’t have an answer, I didn’t have an answer when I wrote the original version of this post four years ago, and I don’t now.  But what I do know is this, if we do not value our own work, who will…

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Note, I did a degree in politics philosophy and economics. What I have learned is this. Economics is politics with the humanity removed, people are figures on a spreadsheet, their hopes and dreams an irrelevant factor. They never consider if they should do something, only the effect it will have on the little green bits of paper they obsess about if they do. this is why few socialists are economists.

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