Questions of insomnia…

In the wee hours of the night, when sleep is a mythical beast and the mind runs over time, the strangest questions occur…

Is it the S or the C that is silent in Scent..?

While we are on the subject isn’t Queue just Q followed by four silent letters..?

Aren’t pregnant women basically by definition the best bodybuilders..?

Orange: Was the colour named after the fruit or was the fruit named after the colour..?

When it comes down to it, do aliens believe in human life..?

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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims..?

Only one company makes the game monopoly, is it right they should have a monopoly on this..?

Why does it take five syllables to say “monosyllabic”..?

If you’re going down in a lift, how is it a lift..?

Why can’t a chicken cross the road without having its motives questioned..?

Why does Mercedes have three e’s in it that all sound different..?

If you expect the unexpected, does that not make it the expected, and therefore what you least expect..?

 

Need sleep now…

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