The good death cell guide

Hannibal Smyth has an unfortunate habit of ending up in one prison cell or another. Often, due to the whatever recent nefariousness he has undertaken, endured, or found himself wrapped up in, he tends to assume these prison cells are also likely to be his death cell. He’s occasionally a bit glass half full in that regard…

As such, as Hannibal can be a tad obtuse at times, he distracts himself from the doom he feels sure each time he is about to endure by making mental entry’s in a book he will in all likelihood never write. (and is mainly just an extended running gag on my part, because I find the idea amusing.)

This ominous tomb, The Good Death Cell Guide, has grown over the first two volumes of Hannibal adventures, and is featured in the opening chapters of the third volume, one suspects there will be more entries to come…

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Quotes for 2020 #46 & 47

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

In a slight departure from the norm I am doing two quotes today (partly because I missed one yesterday, partly because of an extremely worthy question asked by a friend on twitter made me remember the second one, not because of the question that was asked but because of the opinions I possess that informed my answer to that question.)

Further to this, for much the same reason, today quote’s comes from one of my favourite modern fantasy writers. I could have said my favourite female African american writer, because people often believe its important to mention she is female and black. However, the reason N.K. Jemisin is one of my favourite modern fantasy writers is not because she is a woman, or because she is a member of an ethnic minority, its because she is a bloody fabulous writer. In much the same way as my love of Anne Mccaffrey’s novels has nothing to do with the writer being an Irish American and a woman, or my love of David Gemmell heroic fiction is informed by the way he used to urinate. It is the quality of the writing, the tale telling, the world and the characters who inhabit that world that are what is important, that matter, and to think otherwise well…

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Which is not the quote which informed my answer to my friends question. Its just one of my favourite N K Jemisin quotes… And tends to make this fool smile.

It was however the quote below, also from N K, which I remembered and partly informed my answer to what remained a good question to ask. That my friend asked the question in the first place says nothing but good things about him. What was the question? Simply if it was okay for him as a straight white male to write a novel in which the main character was a black woman and would his doing so risk offending someone? As I say its a very good question to ask yourself as a writer. Its a very good question to think about. But it is also one that leans heavily on political correctness. So to quote N K…

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There is nothing wrong with trying to be politically correct in of itself. But my opinion is that if your being politically correct for the sake of being politically correct then your missing the point entirely. You should consider other peoples opinions, you should consider their feelings, and you should do so because, quite simply, that’s the fucking human things to do!

But if someones opinion is that a privileged white male can not and should not write a story about someone other who is not a privileged white male, then their opinion is not worth listening to, its just plain wrong headed. As I know the writer who asked the question, (which remains a good question for a writer to ask themselves) is a damn fine writer, a damn fine person, and a person I consider myself privileged to call a friend, I can say this, he will write a damn fine story, with a strong lead character with flaws and strengths, well rounded, interesting and undoubtedly more than a little inspiring. Because he would never write anything that was hacked together rubbish.

I am damn sure that people of every gender, every race, creed and colour will enjoy whatever tale he crafts. Maybe some of them will be damn pleased that the heroine is not an upper middle class white woman, because they aren’t, or maybe they are, and still are damn pleased. As I say, I love N K Jemisin’s novels because they are bloody good books, with great characters, set in strange intriguingly different settings and worlds to the normal fantasy fare. But I dare say if she chose to write a novel who’s hero was a sis white male in a box standard foe-middle-ages European setting I would also read it, and not for one moment find myself wondering if it was okay for her to write it as a black woman…

Anyway, this is a bit of a rant I know, and it is just my opinion, yours might differ… But you know what? If you think any writer should only write that which they personally experience due to their gender and skin colour, then your opinion is not one I give much of a damn about, because I believe you are fundamentally wrong.

That said, every writer should ask themselves if in writing something they might offend someone… They should just then write it anyway, because someone will always be offended, but just because they are offended doesn’t mean they are right. It just means they are offended. The job of the writer is to write the best story they can, to write good believable ‘real’ characters, that people what to read. If they do that and someone is offended that the characters are not the same skin colour and gender as the writer, then I despair of them.

Of course as the main female character in my next novel isn’t white either, I should probably ask myself the same question my friend ask himself. Which I did when I started writing Maybe several years ago now. I suspect you can guess what conclusion I reached when I did…

Oddly enough I was reading a N K Jemisin novel at the time, as I recall.

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Quotes for 2020 #45

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

As we are at 45, a quote form a writer of music, poetry and fine words… (for children of the modern era, 45 RPM is the speed old vinyl singles span at on record players…) As such here are words from Robert Allen Zimmerman, better known as Bob Dylan I’ve always been fond of.

May we all feel the rain from time to time…

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Quotes for 2020 44#

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

You’d almost think I planned it.. a quote from William Gibson yesterday, a quote from Bruce Sterling today…

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In case you missed yesterdays Bruce is the other writer of Cyberpunk who gets credited for the creation of that most wonderful of genre’s (or at least its name) Steampunk. For which the world, and Hannibal , and maybe come to that , thank him.

Its also worth noting that this quote, attributed to Sterling, is a slightly longer version of the quote attributed to Gibson. I’ve no idea which of  them said it first, (or at all) but as I put very careful research into these things I can say this much for certain… a google image search for sci-fi writer quotes attributes it to both of them, much like inventing the genre of Steampunk (about a hundred years after its conception)

But then, they do claim to be the court jesters…

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Quotes for 2020 #43

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

Many moons ago, in a dark time of legend long before the internet,  known as the 80’s, I read nuromancer by William Gibson. A somewhat stark view of a technological future in which mankind had become enslaved by the technology created to free it. It was dark, stylish and full of the strangest of things, information networks that spanned the globe.  It left a deep impression on me at the time, looking back at it now it seems less like science fiction and more a view of the world in a few short years from now. It was also the seed of a new genre, cyberpunk, which led in turn to another genre, though it had existed before Gibson and Stirling coined the phrase… Steampunk…

So without Gibson, Hannibal might never have arisen, though old Harry Smith owes more to Wells, Verne and Moorcock, ‘if all truth be told’, without Gibson coining the phrase for his genre, Hannibal might have been a Victorian-Steamtech hero… (okay anti hero if we are being honest here)

So thanks to Mr Gibson for spare us the label Steamtech….

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Quotes for 2020 #42

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

Today’s quote was determined by simple warrant of a number, that number is 42, as this the the forty-second quote post of the year, and frankly on such an occasion to use a quote by anyone who isn’t Douglas Adams would be akin to blasphemy…

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So just remember folks, reality is merely a matter of perception, causality can be flexible and the greatest sandwich ever made will be ready before you ask for it (as none of those things are anything to do with Douglas Adams beyond a certain degree of inspiration he granted the author of Passing Place when he was a teenager and first discovering the world was far more complicated than anyone could actually understand, though many claim to, I could be accused of a certain degree of self-nepotism here… but what the hell)

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Quotes for 2020 #41

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

Today a quote inspired by a fun little conversation yesterday with Craig Hallam (a man with much to say on mental well-being which is worth reading), on the influence of the imaginary people who occasionally whisper to us in the darkness, whether we realise they are doing so or not.

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My own favorite internal monologue of an imaginary voice in my head Hannibal have to be expunged from a manuscript earlier this week as little bits of Hannibal bled through into Maybe. Odd little Hannibal phases that only work if he is telling a story. Most notably ‘If all truth be told’ which ‘if all truth be told’ has no place in the 3rd person POV narratives of Maybe. That is the trouble with the voices in our heads, they bleed into one another, and occasionally one dominates the others… but that’s what editing is for…

Writers are not mad, occasionally the people in our heads that whisper to us might be…

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Making it pretty, and other vanities…

I really enjoy typesetting. There is something cathartic about it. For months I have been slaving away with first drafts, second drafts , third drafts , edits, redrafts, more edits, post editor editing, revisions… All fun stuff I assure you. But once all that is done, and the dust has settled. (barely in my case as I always end up starting these things as soon as I can even if it midnight, I have work in eight hours, and I’m running short of coffee…) I get to do something I only get to do once in a  while. I get to typeset a book…

Up until this point Maybe has been just words on the page, in complete, a work in progress, a none thing in some respects. True, it remains a work in progress once I start typesetting a proof copy as well. But once typesetting is underway it is really becoming an accrual thing and I have always felt more comfortable with actual things. Its why my house is a library, my music is on disc, and I still buy dvd’s. But just like making a cover, typesetting and designing book interiors makes my books real for me. Even if the majority of my sales are ebooks where the interior typesetting is to an extent mute. (not entirely, you have to type set an ebook as well, and do fancy stuff with active menus etc. but its less critical than with a print book, you don’t need to make sure each page fits, that indents are right, that drop downs at the start of a chapter are all the same two inches from the top etc.) Ultimately I like making things, a book is a thing and real honest to goodness thing you hold in your hand rather than ones and zeros. So last night, or more honestly in the early hours of the morning, I started typesetting Maybe and decided into the bargain I needed different  chapter masts form the cog wheel design I use for Hannibal books.

Hannibal books have a harder edge to it them than I am going for in the Maybe books. The austere interlocking cog wheels of Hannibal would have been fine, but I decided I wanted something a little lighter, feminine and a tad more Victorian for maybe’s layout. here is the flower cogs design and lay out or chapters and the contents page I came up with (this was at about 2 am)

 

Of course, it wasn’t that simple, nineteen chapters heads and an epilogue take a lot of putting together, as does getting them laid out in the book so each chapter head falls on an odd number right hand side page. Which sometimes mean the even page before it is blank if the previous chapter finished on an odd page number. Of course it doesn’t technically matter if the chapter heads go on even pages, but having them all fall on odd pages just feels neater and means if you flip through the book all the chapter heads fall right. And of course when you are making chapter heads you need to make the contents page , the dedication , the ‘by the same author’ and all the rest as well.

The ‘By the same author’ page is always fun as you want to include the as yet unwritten books. And while no one but me will probably hold me to it, that left me committing to writing at least two more books this year, and possible a third.

On top of all this you have to get your fonts right, line spacing right , paragraph style right and oh dozens other things all of which need attention to detail. Because presenting the words correctly is as important as writing them.

Finally of course when your interiors are just right you need to get your cover sorted. Luckily I have the cover, unluckily at 3am, the coffee having ruin dry, I spent a frustrating half hour wondering why my cover didn’t fit the template… (I realised I was building the book a 6×9 rather than 5×8 like I should have been about 3:30) Eventually though, fuels by a fresh cup of tea I realised my error and managed to sort that out, reload the interior , build the cover, write a first draft back cover and put this together…

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The red and white dotted lines are cuts and bleeds, and the back cover blurb is temporary, (as is the airship) this is just a screen shot from the on line proofing at KDP ( hence the off little arrow on the right…).

By this time it was 4:00am and the long wait for submit acceptance was running at 15+ minutes for each change, but the book was built, typeset, and ready for the next stage. I staggered off to bed, and this morning when I was slight more awake I did the last few bits and bats.

Proof copies have now been requested…  the book exists…

Of course this is just another step in the process, I have already spotted three errors in the current version after requesting the proofs. There will be more. But the plan to release Maybe in April is still looking good…

A final note. I am for my sines very computer literate, I know how to use software and what software works best to achieve the results I want. I have also taught myself to typeset, which requires all those skills. If your not like me and your not as well versed with It herding then I will always recommend you get a professional to typeset your print books or at least a lot of advice and take your time. And for the love of Odin don’t start doing it at 12:00 am. Midnight is for sleeping… or so other people tell me.

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Quotes for 2020 #40

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

As I am up to my neck in final editing through Maybe after getting it back form my editor at the weekend, this quote seems apt for the day. Final pre-proof edits are always fun, not least because my wonderful and understanding editor has used so much highlighter that the yellow is burning out my eyes…

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I have learned several things, for example… while Maybe is not a Hannibal book , and does not feature the disreputable scrote, I have spent so much time with Hannibal over the last couple of years that he weaseled his way into the previous draft. Mostly with the phrase ‘If all truth be told’ a phase that is a Hannibal idiom. He uses it quite often, and when he does it reads entirely natural, it is part of him and his voice…

It does however stick out like a sore thumb in absolutely anything else and I used it repeatably in the last draft.

Also typing form when I mean from and vice versa is a horrendous habit…

My divinity is in question, my editors is not. All praise the editor 🙂

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Quotes for 2020 #39

An on going series of a quote a day from those most worthy of individuals, writers…  Disclaimer: Not all quotes are meant to inspire… Not all comments I make upon them are entirely honest either, occasionally Hannibal writes them…

Tom Holt, occasionally Thomas Holt when he is been a tad more intellectual in his historic fiction, and occasionally K J Parker when he is writing fantasy, is both one of Britian’s most prolific, funny and entertaining writers. This particular quite is from his novel Being Human, and is about being human…

His particular brand of strange and wonderful fiction (which should never be described as Zany as one review once did in the early nineties) seeks to answer those most important of questions, what do retried gods do when Valhalla has been changed into a wine bar, who when it comes down to it is afraid of Beowolf… just what do you do when you work for a legal firm that deals with underworld, and what do Rhine-maidens do when they aren’t looking for Wagner’s ring…

He was, though I tend to mention him less, as big an influence on my writing as Pratchett, Rankin, Gaiman and others… One story in particular in Passing Place, the one told by Literal Lyal the vaguely demonic barman, owes much to Mr Holt… Without reading his novels I suspect I would have never thought up a Demonic Horticulturalists lawyer who does strange things with daffodils… A tale of which I am possibly a tad too proud…

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Beware of potted plants… they may be watching you!

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